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Definitions by QuacksO

esraven account 

A larger-than-usual sum of money temporarily-stored by a third party, and that's earmarked to be doled out later upon completion of a sale or contract.
One should be very wary and careful of who is chosen to manage an esraven account, or a number of people may be forced to "eat crow" regarding said financial transaction.
esraven account by QuacksO May 31, 2021

coorridor 

Da aisle in da store where da beer is stocked.
As part of a "drying out" court-order, some recovering alcoholics are not only forbidden from consuming alcohol of any kind, but they also are not allowed to even walk down da coorridor in a supermarket for fear dat they might be tempted to purchase some of da displayed drinks.
coorridor by QuacksO May 31, 2021

injeanious 

Super-clever regarding denim pants.
Blue-colored dungarees on a lady may indeed really be a turn-on for you, but you may have to be at least somewhat injeanious if you expect said attractively-garbed chick to actually let you get into said sturdy garments.
injeanious by QuacksO May 31, 2021

jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.
Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.
jewdicial system by QuacksO May 30, 2021

orangins 

Da starting-out-in-existence details of something related to everyone's favorite "named like its color, and rhymes with nothing" citrus fruit.
Maybe we should not "directly" compare apples to them, but the two fruits do have similar orangins --- they both sprout and grow on trees.
orangins by QuacksO May 29, 2021

therapy lamb

What a modern-day Mary could have called her small fuzzy ovine pet and thus been allowed to bring it to class with her despite its ordinarily being "against the rule".
I'm all for allowing children to keep cute/cuddly pets as calming/encouraging companions to help them through da day; it's just dat allowing Mary to bring her "therapy lamb" into an elementary-school classroom would cause all kinds of issues, of course, since it would be a huge distraction to all of Mary's fellow students, who would naturally all wanna pet and cuddle da silky woolly lamb all day instead of concentrating on their boring lessons.
therapy lamb by QuacksO May 28, 2021

calambity 

Refers to da humiliating shocker dat occurred when Mary's small fuzzy ovine-friend decided to come out of hiding under her school-desk and patteringly follow her up to da blackboard.
Having her lamb innocently reveal itself in front of da entire class was indeed embarrassing to Mary, but fortunately her teacher was a good-natured sort who took said minor mishap in stride and even laughed heartily about it, and so da incident was much less of a calambity than it might have been.
calambity by QuacksO May 28, 2021