Pseudonym's definitions

e-bondage

A form of cyber sex in which instead of conventional sex one practices bondage. See also BDSM, Bondage, Cyber Sex.

Person: Hey wanna cyber.
E-Whore: Im into e-bondage, will you be my internet slave?

by Pseudonym March 28, 2005

what the ladies want

Don't know, never fucking will either.

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money

by pseudonym April 7, 2004

neowinian

dumping ground for Chode to promote the video game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

Chode made a post on Neowin about S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

by Pseudonym December 28, 2004

airsoft

airsoft is a game where people like to play or re-enact sences from black hawk down

they play with their booty and have nice guns. a man only sport. not for boys

i have an mp5sd5, made by tm. it woops the cadies ass

by pseudonym September 11, 2004

Christmas

A holiday which is used by self-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they make themselves look smart by hating it.

Oh darn! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my life is.

by pseudonym April 1, 2004

bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.

1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

platonic

A word often used to crush any hope of a possible future relationship due to compleet lack of physical intrest. It is often an unrequited feeling, making it a one sided platonic relationship.

My mother does not believe in platonic relationships, but they must exsist, because I have you.

by pseudonym June 27, 2004