Cracker

Someone who has smoked so much crack that they forgot what a black racist sounds like.

To a PC idiot, the word "nigger" is racist and unacceptable, while the word "cracker" is 'ebonics' and 'valid'.

But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.

That's what "racism" means, folks.

by Pipe Downn January 27, 2009

Jocksucker

Another word for "cheerleader"

Look at that jocksucker - she only became a cheerleader so she could meet guys even more stoopid than herself.

by Pipe Downn November 02, 2008

dongbutts

A computer font whose letters are constructed from stick figures engaged in anal sex.

If you write the name "Condoleeza" in the dongbutts font, it sends out the wrong message to the youth of America.

by Pipe Downn September 14, 2009

Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.

What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.

by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013

Tardvark

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose

Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.

by Pipe Downn November 02, 2008

gay

Adjective used as a general insult.

This should be avoided in polite usage, as it is insulting, implying that the person in question is an homosexual.

Get a grip with your dress sense, you look fucking gay.

by Pipe Downn November 29, 2009

catflap

Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".

Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.

You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?

by Pipe Downn June 12, 2011