Pipe Downn's definitions

Jog on

Get lost; piss off.

British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".

The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"

Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.

(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)

by Pipe Downn November 13, 2013

dogbogglery

Stupidity of such flagrance that even a dog would be boggled by it.

Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.

by Pipe Downn October 27, 2012

gigaboo

One thousand megaboos

My iPhone has a gigaboo of boo

by Pipe Downn June 6, 2011

lardware

A cooler name for bloatware.

Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.

Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.

Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.

by Pipe Downn June 8, 2011

farage

A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.

M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.

by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011

oxymoron

Someone too dumb too inhale.

"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."

by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013

dongbutts

A computer font whose letters are constructed from stick figures engaged in anal sex.

If you write the name "Condoleeza" in the dongbutts font, it sends out the wrong message to the youth of America.

by Pipe Downn September 14, 2009