Malheured 

To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.

I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.

Malheured by Pierced69 May 5, 2023

Maleure 

A failure as a man and especially as a potential romantic partner. A man who consistently disappoints and is unreliable. He's not mean or an outright douchebag, but does not meet the most basic requirements one would expect in a man.

He's still whines about his divorce from 5 years ago. He's 40 and doesn't have a job. His cell phone got cut off so he couldn't call to tell me he was running late for our date and he didn't even walk me to the subway after I picked up the tab. He's really nice, but a total maleure.

Maleure by fieldsish July 28, 2010

bill maherred 

1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.

1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.

2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.

bill maherred by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

Mathered 

When you have messed something up.

You cheated on your girlfriend;you have only gone and mathered it!

Mathered by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016

Malheursly

When a sad thing happen , like loosing a game where you played well , "malheur" is the french word for misfortune and Malheursly means sadly but in a classy way .

Malheursly we lost that game

Malheursly by Thetailsofatailsmanoftails November 13, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019