Fartnuts

The "Oh,no!" lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn't have risked, due to recent diarrhea.

I felt the fartnuts, and knew that I had to go home to change my shorts.

by Phuqit October 14, 2009

Squinch

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

by Phuqit November 11, 2006

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

by Phuqit October 09, 2006

Brainus

The word to describe the combined body part created when one shoves their head up their ass.

He's got NO I.Q., he's a walking brainus.

by Phuqit November 12, 2006

Dickweed

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.

by Phuqit October 11, 2006

Ringalevio

A NYC street game from the 1930s-1960s where two teams would be chosen, one called "Rabbits" the other "Foxes." The Rabbits run and hide while the Foxes count to 100. After counting, the Foxes head out to search for Rabbits and capture them by holding on to them, saying "Ringalevio 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3!" They are then placed in a common area called the Jail. When all the Rabbits are captured and in Jail, the first round of the game ends. The teams then switch names and repeat in round two. A free Rabbit can sneak up upon the Jail and, by smacking the wall at the Jail, can free ALL of the captured Rabbits. To prevent this, the Foxes always kept a "Jailer" at the Jail to capture any sneaky Rabbit trying for a Jailbreak. This game could take 4-5 hours to complete, depending upon the number of players.

A version of Hide & Seek combined with Tag.

We played an awesome game of Ringalevio today! We had 40 kids and there were 4 jailbreaks. What a blast!

by Phuqit October 31, 2015

PornPad

An iPad that gets used most often for watching internet Porn, and vigorous self-pleasuring.

My wife woke me up at 3AM with the yummy sounds she was making while playing with herself and watching girl-porn on her PornPad.

by Phuqit December 18, 2011