Taqiyyist-in-Chief

Refers to Barack Obama, who as President never missed an opportunity to support an Islamist cause, nor to denigrate Jews or Israel. Derived from the Islamic practice of Taqiyya: To lie to the face of your enemy in order to lull them into complacency, whilst you gain sufficient military or political strength to destroy them, as they rely upon the (absent) truth of your assurances.
The Taqiyyist-in-Chief said that Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon on his watch, and that inspections of Iran's nuke facilities will be "ironclad."
by Phuqit August 26, 2015
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Nanodick

Someone who's such an inconsequential and annoying prick that their capability to be truly obnoxious is reduced to a microscopic level, because no one bothers to pay any attention to their comments.
Bobby's always babbling about things that he can't even understand, that nanodick.
by Phuqit October 14, 2010
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Qi Vampire

1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.
My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!
by Phuqit January 25, 2010
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Squinch

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.
The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.
by Phuqit November 11, 2006
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BILK

An acronym meaning: Bitch I'd Like to Kill
My ex-wife took me to the cleaners. What a BILK!
by Phuqit July 31, 2008
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HUTA

Head Up The Ass syndrome. Living or acting (especially while driving) in such a way that any sane person would easily conclude that you've clearly got shit for brains.
1) Most drivers in Miami have an incurable case of HUTA; 2) "Pull your head out of your ass, dickweed, the view's nicer out here!" is commonly shouted at drivers with HUTA.
by Phuqit October 11, 2006
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Zombie Crush

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.
I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.
by Phuqit June 29, 2010
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