by Phuqit August 28, 2008
1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.
My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!
by Phuqit January 25, 2010
Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.
by Phuqit November 11, 2006
The "Oh,no!" lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn't have risked, due to recent diarrhea.
by Phuqit October 14, 2009
My wife woke me up at 3AM with the yummy sounds she was making while playing with herself and watching girl-porn on her PornPad.
by Phuqit December 18, 2011
Pet nickname given to criminal defense lawyer/activist Russell Grayson, by his clients. A corruption of his courthouse nickname "Mad Dog."
by Phuqit December 05, 2011
(Adj.) Someone who believes that any candidate with a vagina is a GREAT choice for office by mere virtue of her gender. These fools often can be heard expressing their profoundly idiotic bias by statements such as: "It's just TIME that we elect a woman President," or some other witticism, qualifying them solely due to their owning a vagina. Antonym of misogynistic.
Any libtard jagoff who will vote for Hillary Clinton despite all her unethical & criminal misbehavior is just a GYNOPHILIC idiot who is just voting for her gonads.
by Phuqit January 07, 2017