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(Adj.) 1) Portmanteau word formed from "fucking" & "ridiculous," describing something SO unreasonably absurd, that calling it "ridiculous" is far beyond inadequate for adjectival usage; or, 2) Through-the-looking-glass idiotic.
1) My landlord hasn't fixed the hot water for 5 days! That's just fuckdiculous!
2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!
2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!
by Phuqit December 02, 2009
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Pet nickname given to criminal defense lawyer/activist Russell Grayson, by his clients. A corruption of his courthouse nickname "Mad Dog."
by Phuqit December 05, 2011
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1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
by Phuqit November 22, 2011
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Head Up The Ass syndrome. Living or acting (especially while driving) in such a way that any sane person would easily conclude that you've clearly got shit for brains.
1) Most drivers in Miami have an incurable case of HUTA; 2) "Pull your head out of your ass, dickweed, the view's nicer out here!" is commonly shouted at drivers with HUTA.
by Phuqit October 10, 2006
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1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;
2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
by Phuqit October 11, 2006
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A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.
I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!
by Phuqit November 11, 2006
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(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!
by Phuqit October 20, 2011
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