(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!
by Phuqit October 20, 2011
A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.
by Phuqit October 09, 2006
(Adj.) The Luddite equivalent of spam. Designation for hard-copy junk mail: from "SN"ail n"OT" wanted.
by Phuqit March 06, 2010
Pet nickname given to criminal defense lawyer/activist Russell Grayson, by his clients. A corruption of his courthouse nickname "Mad Dog."
by Phuqit December 05, 2011
A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.
I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!
by Phuqit November 11, 2006
A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
by Phuqit October 09, 2006
(Adj.) Someone who believes that any candidate with a vagina is a GREAT choice for office by mere virtue of her gender. These fools often can be heard expressing their profoundly idiotic bias by statements such as: "It's just TIME that we elect a woman President," or some other witticism, qualifying them solely due to their owning a vagina. Antonym of misogynistic.
Any libtard jagoff who will vote for Hillary Clinton despite all her unethical & criminal misbehavior is just a GYNOPHILIC idiot who is just voting for her gonads.
by Phuqit January 07, 2017