Pet nickname given to criminal defense lawyer/activist Russell Grayson, by his clients. A corruption of his courthouse nickname "Mad Dog."
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Get the Madcox mug.Someone who's such an inconsequential and annoying prick that their capability to be truly obnoxious is reduced to a microscopic level, because no one bothers to pay any attention to their comments.
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Get the Nanodick mug.1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
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Get the Hemorrhoid mug.(Adj.) Someone who believes that any candidate with a vagina is a GREAT choice for office by mere virtue of her gender. These fools often can be heard expressing their profoundly idiotic bias by statements such as: "It's just TIME that we elect a woman President," or some other witticism, qualifying them solely due to their owning a vagina. Antonym of misogynistic.
Any libtard jagoff who will vote for Hillary Clinton despite all her unethical & criminal misbehavior is just a GYNOPHILIC idiot who is just voting for her gonads.
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Get the Gynophilic mug.Refers to Barack Obama, who as President never missed an opportunity to support an Islamist cause, nor to denigrate Jews or Israel. Derived from the Islamic practice of Taqiyya: To lie to the face of your enemy in order to lull them into complacency, whilst you gain sufficient military or political strength to destroy them, as they rely upon the (absent) truth of your assurances.
The Taqiyyist-in-Chief said that Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon on his watch, and that inspections of Iran's nuke facilities will be "ironclad."
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I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!
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