mount a munt

to fuck a really ugly person

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!

by Phil March 08, 2005

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

penis anus

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

by Phil January 17, 2004

cock

1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists

"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"

by phil February 04, 2004

Jagon

Definition one: a large penis

The squirrel had a large Jagon.

by Phil March 23, 2004

ho-oh

an exclaimation shouted during sex with a ho. usually shouted before orgasm

"oh yes. suck my nuts. i'm almost there. yes. hooooooo-oooooooooohh!!!! (cums)"

by Phil January 23, 2005

Turnip

Referring to a female dog's private parts.

When I bathe my dog, I make sure to get in there and really clean out her turnip.

by Phil July 29, 2003