Phil's definitions

mewtwo

The only cool pokemon. others that are cool but not as cool as mewtwo: kabutops, articuno, lugia, deoxys and scizor. first appear in red and blue, he is the only pokemon to be at level 70 in the wild.

Ash: i tried to catch mewtwo but he tore out my testicles and replaced them with poke balls...then he stabbed me 100x with his psychicness

by Phil January 21, 2005

pupulis

The crusty stuff that accumulates in your eye. Most commonly found in the morning.

I got up this morning and wiped the pupulis out of my eye

by Phil July 29, 2003

Leat

Another way of typing 1337, l33t, leet, etc.

Omg. That was leat. Very leat.

by Phil August 9, 2004

nobjob

i made it it means wank but its totally better

im going to have a nob job

by phil January 5, 2005

load

1. semen
2. cum
3. love juice
4. jizz
5. a slut's toothpaste

"after I blew my nuts all over cassie, she blew me again and I thanked her by blowing my load all over her again"

by Phil February 27, 2004

makak

1. Specific sort of Monkey
2. Racist word in Belgium for people from coloured origins, and Immigrants.

Hey makak
Vuile makak

by Phil May 27, 2006

cumcatcher

Facial hair growing on a man's chin.

You may call it a goatee, but i think its a cumcatcher.

by phil November 14, 2003