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"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.
by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017
Get the Fart shanked mug.Mark keeps saying every other day that he's moving back to Washington to find a job. I asked my Mom today if he moved yet, she said... "he's a wind blower , he's all talk!!"
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
Get the wind blower mug.Definitely not of stupendous wealth such as Trump. A person that might purchase generic beer, toilet paper. Very frugal , but is financially secure.
That guy worships Trump as president, but is such a Trumpmiser. He has is loaded, but lives in his Moms basement.
by Petesbeeps June 7, 2017
Get the trumpmiser mug.When a woman is on her period and the art of manipulation, or turning things around are at its highest peak.
by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017
Get the Spinstrual cycle mug.Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..
by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017
Get the Trump knuckle sandwich mug.I would love to call and ask for help.. the system has help for her, but I'm pinned doesn't, and can't.....just give her a call Ralph, and ask her why she is drinking so much.
by Petesbeeps September 14, 2017
Get the Pinned doesn't mug.When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017
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