51 definitions by Petesbeeps
The adrenaline rush a person may receive while performing the perfect tweet. Shaking phone, rapid heart rate, and of course the jitters
Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..
by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017
The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"
Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .
by Petesbeeps July 8, 2017
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017
After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.
Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.
by Petesbeeps October 11, 2017
unknown sources that are used through media sources investigating the Trump administration are recalled as a Trumptigator.
There were a few sources that were untrue upon investigation of Trumps administration, The Trumpstigator was later accused of treason.
by Petesbeeps June 10, 2017
When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
by Petesbeeps July 3, 2017
I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.
by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017