Petesbeeps's definitions

uncle samantha

Uncle Samantha is the new description for males turning transgender.

Uncle Sam said “I want you”.Sam took it literal and went Uncle Samantha..

by Petesbeeps June 9, 2018

Trumpstacle

An opposition to the the far left.

I’m a trumpstacle. I’ll fight for the right!

by Petesbeeps September 1, 2018

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

Spinstrual cycle

When a woman is on her period and the art of manipulation, or turning things around are at its highest peak.

My girlfriend is on her spinstrual cycle, I'm not sure what is up , down , left or right..

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

Pisstall whipped

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.

My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.

by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.

Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017

shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017