Petesbeeps's definitions

uncle samantha

Uncle Samantha is the new description for males turning transgender.

Uncle Sam said “I want you”.Sam took it literal and went Uncle Samantha..

by Petesbeeps June 9, 2018

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Bone broth fever

The cravings one gets after having bone broth for 2 consecutive days also accompanied with jitters, lack of concentration, stiffness in the forarms and wrist. Blurried vision and seclusion for brief periods of the day

I'm not sure where Richard is..I told my boss.,he keeps leaving the register. I do recall he has signs of bone broth fever though. He's been on that new diet, miracle cure he claims.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Cornacrapia

A corn turd

Cornacrapia I thought to myself as I lifted my ass off the pot.. what a great harvest.!!

by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017

Pisstall whipped

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.

My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.

by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.

Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017