Petesbeeps's definitions

Trumpsticles

As defined as an analogy trumpsticles can be compared to brash or a maverick in the Trump administration. Very bold and politically incorrect.

There was a gentleman that explained himself, sudly to himself as he was shy as a speaker.."I wish I had trumpsticles, like balls of steel"

by Petesbeeps May 21, 2017

Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.

Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017

Mosquito zitts

after camping and you are covered by mosquito bites all over your body

My friend at school asked me if I had acne problems, I said proclaiming out loud I had mosquito zitts .. and I wasn't picked upon no more.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Kim Jung Dumb

Dicktator of North Korea.

Kim Jung Dumb... I bet he bottles his own farts.

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

Trumpstacle

An opposition to the the far left.

I’m a trumpstacle. I’ll fight for the right!

by Petesbeeps September 1, 2018

Cornacrapia

A corn turd

Cornacrapia I thought to myself as I lifted my ass off the pot.. what a great harvest.!!

by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017