Petesbeeps's definitions

Conasewer

Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.

Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.

by Petesbeeps July 28, 2017

Mosquito zitts

after camping and you are covered by mosquito bites all over your body

My friend at school asked me if I had acne problems, I said proclaiming out loud I had mosquito zitts .. and I wasn't picked upon no more.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Spinstrual cycle

When a woman is on her period and the art of manipulation, or turning things around are at its highest peak.

My girlfriend is on her spinstrual cycle, I'm not sure what is up , down , left or right..

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

trumplove

Love for Trump

Trumplove will defeat anything. including that one guy..chuck something...?

by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018

Mr. Kia

Mister know it all... knows everything about anything, a real annoying type.

Here comes Mr. Kia again..what a know it all, and he wonders why nobody likes him.. poor fella..

by Petesbeeps August 13, 2017

ample gratitudes

When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.

I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.

by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017