Definitions by Petesbeeps

Trump knuckle sandwich 

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.

Trump knuckle sandwich by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

Kim Jung Dumb 

Dicktator of North Korea.

Kim Jung Dumb... I bet he bottles his own farts.

Kim Jung Dumb by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich 

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

Trump knuckle sandwich by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich 

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

Trump knuckle sandwich by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

piss flanked 

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

piss flanked by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Low power mode 

Your phone is about to die, you're drunk, you've pissed off your girlfriend, it's bar close and all your friends have left you. Possibly in rare occasions you may have skid marks in your underwear

There was this time yesterday I vaguely recall, I was in low power mode. I definitely had all the symptoms of the description, but that was just Friday night.

Low power mode by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

The one armed balboa 

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.

The one armed balboa by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017