mend

To undeniably 'correct' something that has been rendered 'savage' (broken) by the common existence of humanity

P1: "My brother, can you mend me?"
P2: "Alas not, ex-grandmother - it is time for your termination!"

by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018

Mend

The feeling of making a weird mobile port

"Cant belive i've finally mend!"

by TheLittleBigE February 25, 2026

mend fences

to establish or improve good relationships

It's about time we mend our fences. ( example of mend fences)

by The Return of Light Joker June 6, 2011

mend your dress

To give up, surrender, wimp out, pike and bail on your mates.

Go fix your dress princess!

by Responseless June 28, 2004

mend his ways

Improve one's behavior

Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.

by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

mend a bone

To facilitate the docking of two penis' as a third party, assuming direct manual control.

"I can't come over and bake cookies after school, because I'm helping Raul and Giorgio mend a bone"

by captainbohemia August 21, 2019

MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024