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After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.
Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.
by Petesbeeps October 11, 2017
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The cravings one gets after having bone broth for 2 consecutive days also accompanied with jitters, lack of concentration, stiffness in the forarms and wrist. Blurried vision and seclusion for brief periods of the day
I'm not sure where Richard is..I told my boss.,he keeps leaving the register. I do recall he has signs of bone broth fever though. He's been on that new diet, miracle cure he claims.
by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017
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Your phone is about to die, you're drunk, you've pissed off your girlfriend, it's bar close and all your friends have left you. Possibly in rare occasions you may have skid marks in your underwear
There was this time yesterday I vaguely recall, I was in low power mode. I definitely had all the symptoms of the description, but that was just Friday night.
by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017
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That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.
I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..
by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017
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after camping and you are covered by mosquito bites all over your body
My friend at school asked me if I had acne problems, I said proclaiming out loud I had mosquito zitts .. and I wasn't picked upon no more.
by Petesbeeps July 08, 2017
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Mister know it all... knows everything about anything, a real annoying type.
Here comes Mr. Kia again..what a know it all, and he wonders why nobody likes him.. poor fella..
by Petesbeeps August 11, 2017
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