Definitions by Petesbeeps

Concave reflex 

After a relationship break up, there is a caving in between the two, mend the relationship, find a solution with arguments, texts, photos, videos, swearing, leverage, until they get together. Repeating the cycle.

Margaret is having concave reflex, she just broke up with Raphael, and now she is calling him constantly.. Poor thing..

Concave reflex by Petesbeeps September 21, 2017

Pinned doesn't 

When a person can't go the extra leap to throw someone under the bus, because of close proximity.

I would love to call and ask for help.. the system has help for her, but I'm pinned doesn't, and can't.....just give her a call Ralph, and ask her why she is drinking so much.

Pinned doesn't by Petesbeeps September 14, 2017

Spinstrual cycle 

When a woman is on her period and the art of manipulation, or turning things around are at its highest peak.

My girlfriend is on her spinstrual cycle, I'm not sure what is up , down , left or right..

Spinstrual cycle by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

Crap whistle 

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

Crap whistle by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

trumpsolution 

Disregarding the establishment, and working for American First.

let's take the new world order out, and let's try a trumpsolution.

trumpsolution by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017

ample gratitudes 

When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.

I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.

ample gratitudes by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017

Fart shanked 

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

Fart shanked by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017