Definitions by Petesbeeps

Mr. Kia 

Mister know it all... knows everything about anything, a real annoying type.

Here comes Mr. Kia again..what a know it all, and he wonders why nobody likes him.. poor fella..

Mr. Kia by Petesbeeps August 13, 2017

Escargo 

A car loaded with drugs or partygoers. A statement for them, or hope for a car that doesn't break down before the drug transfer.

Get in the car and escargo!!! We've got a serious party to go too bitches!!!!

Escargo by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017

Cornacrapia 

A corn turd

Cornacrapia I thought to myself as I lifted my ass off the pot.. what a great harvest.!!

Cornacrapia by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017

Pisstall whipped 

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.

My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.

Pisstall whipped by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

Conasewer 

Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.

Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.

Conasewer by Petesbeeps July 28, 2017

sulfite snore 

The snore your girlfriend gets from drinking too much wine.

I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.

sulfite snore by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

Raccoon eyes 

When you are dating a nut job and dark circles appear around the eyes.

Pete has raccoon eyes again, his girlfriend is taking him down for the count..

Raccoon eyes by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017