51 definitions by Petesbeeps

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When a woman is on her period and the art of manipulation, or turning things around are at its highest peak.
My girlfriend is on her spinstrual cycle, I'm not sure what is up , down , left or right..
by Petesbeeps August 26, 2017
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The snore your girlfriend gets from drinking too much wine.
I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.
by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017
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The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.
I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.
by Petesbeeps July 08, 2017
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When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.
I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.
by Petesbeeps August 26, 2017
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Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.
Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.
by Petesbeeps July 28, 2017
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After a relationship break up, there is a caving in between the two, mend the relationship, find a solution with arguments, texts, photos, videos, swearing, leverage, until they get together. Repeating the cycle.
Margaret is having concave reflex, she just broke up with Raphael, and now she is calling him constantly.. Poor thing..
by Petesbeeps September 21, 2017
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Cornacrapia I thought to myself as I lifted my ass off the pot.. what a great harvest.!!
by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017
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