Petesbeeps's definitions

trumpmiser

Definitely not of stupendous wealth such as Trump. A person that might purchase generic beer, toilet paper. Very frugal , but is financially secure.

That guy worships Trump as president, but is such a Trumpmiser. He has is loaded, but lives in his Moms basement.

by Petesbeeps June 7, 2017

Mosquito zitts

after camping and you are covered by mosquito bites all over your body

My friend at school asked me if I had acne problems, I said proclaiming out loud I had mosquito zitts .. and I wasn't picked upon no more.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Trumpstacle

An opposition to the the far left.

I’m a trumpstacle. I’ll fight for the right!

by Petesbeeps September 1, 2018

uncle samantha

Uncle Samantha is the new description for males turning transgender.

Uncle Sam said “I want you”.Sam took it literal and went Uncle Samantha..

by Petesbeeps June 9, 2018

Kim Jung Dumb

Dicktator of North Korea.

Kim Jung Dumb... I bet he bottles his own farts.

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Bone broth fever

The cravings one gets after having bone broth for 2 consecutive days also accompanied with jitters, lack of concentration, stiffness in the forarms and wrist. Blurried vision and seclusion for brief periods of the day

I'm not sure where Richard is..I told my boss.,he keeps leaving the register. I do recall he has signs of bone broth fever though. He's been on that new diet, miracle cure he claims.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018