Petesbeeps's definitions

Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.

I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

twitter jitter

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"

Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Capital C

A major cunt

Wow, you should have seen her last night Richard... a real capital c.. ewww..

by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018

Twitter Jitter

The adrenaline rush a person may receive while performing the perfect tweet. Shaking phone, rapid heart rate, and of course the jitters

Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

Powerbawled

The feelings you get after you realize the powerball ticket you hold is just a receipt of the winning numbers and not the actual ticket.

I thought I had won the powerball after checking the numbers online. I was in shock, and making huge plans for about 10 minutes, until I realized it was was just a print out of the winning numbers from the next day. I was immediately brought back to reality, adrenaline rush was over, got back together with my girlfriend and begged for my job back.. I was a mess the crying finally stopped. I was powerbawled.

by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017

shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017