Definitions by Petesbeeps

Urbandicster 

That inventive creative person that loves to publish words on Urban dictionary.

Arnold Dignard is so consumed with urban dictionary that he has become a celebrity in his own mind, publishing words left and right. He's an urbandicster for sure.

Urbandicster by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017

Powerbawled 

The feelings you get after you realize the powerball ticket you hold is just a receipt of the winning numbers and not the actual ticket.

I thought I had won the powerball after checking the numbers online. I was in shock, and making huge plans for about 10 minutes, until I realized it was was just a print out of the winning numbers from the next day. I was immediately brought back to reality, adrenaline rush was over, got back together with my girlfriend and begged for my job back.. I was a mess the crying finally stopped. I was powerbawled.

Powerbawled by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017

Key pistol 

A ring of keys that most custodial engineers wear as to intimidate others.

Melvin has the biggest key pistol in the county, he is head custodian at the college. Nobody will challenge his know how.. Quite frankly he's the go too guy !!

Key pistol by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017

twitter jitter 

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"

Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .

twitter jitter by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Twitter Jitter 

The adrenaline rush a person may receive while performing the perfect tweet. Shaking phone, rapid heart rate, and of course the jitters

Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..

Twitter Jitter by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Synchronized mowers syndrome

The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.

I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.

Synchronized mowers syndrome by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

shit shanked and toast 

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

shit shanked and toast by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017