Trump knuckle sandwich

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.
"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.
by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017
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Trumpcycle

Trump defines the news cycle..As the media follows behind, playing catch up.
Another Trumpcycle performance was made as Trump gave his speech, with a few jabs here and there.. Making headlines, creating diversions, and baffling most politicians and pundits.
by Petesbeeps October 11, 2017
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Trumpsticles

As defined as an analogy trumpsticles can be compared to brash or a maverick in the Trump administration. Very bold and politically incorrect.
There was a gentleman that explained himself, sudly to himself as he was shy as a speaker.."I wish I had trumpsticles, like balls of steel"
by Petesbeeps May 21, 2017
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Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.
"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.
by Petesbeeps August 25, 2017
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Crap whistle

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.
by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017
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Pisstall whipped

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.
My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.
by Petesbeeps August 05, 2017
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Conasewer

Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.
Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.
by Petesbeeps July 28, 2017
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