Definitions by Peter W.N.

stress mess 

A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.

Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.

Don't try talking to Jessica. She's been studying for finals all week and is a total stress mess.

stress mess by Peter W.N. October 16, 2010

=>> 

Equal rights.

An equal sign (=) followed by two greater-than signs (>>) (i.e. two rights, or just 'rights').

=>> for everyone!

=>> by Peter W.N. September 9, 2010

high score

To have sex with someone under the influence of drugs.

Literally, to score with someone high.

I met this stoner chick at a party last night and totally got a high score.

You should never beat your high score.

high score by Peter W.N. January 8, 2010

orange light

A traffic light that has been on yellow for so long it's about to turn red.

While you SHOULD stop, most people just gun it.

I wasn't about to stop for that orange light! I got places to be!

orange light by Peter W.N. January 3, 2010

USI 

Unwarranted Self-Importance.

To make yourself seem important without actually doing anything to benefit society.

Typical USI sufferer-
"Hey guys!! i just posted an awesome new drawing on DA, and then i posted a vlog on YouTube about what happened to me today! i also talk about my new band! i'm putting some vids on my channel cuz i know we're gonna make it big! i also just put up some new pictures of me on my Myspace (lol i dyed my hair, i look so HAWT!!!) comments PLZ THX GUYS!!! <3"

USI by Peter W.N. October 30, 2009

pickled pepper 

A penis covered in herpes sores.

Girls run away from that guy whenever they see his pickled pepper.

pickled pepper by Peter W.N. October 19, 2009

notsies 

A really unfortunate-sounding way of adding flair to the word "not".

Lily: "Hey, are you going to Jacob's bar mitzvah?"
Jessica: "Ew, I don't like Jacob. I think notsies."
Lily: "...I beg your pardon?!"

notsies by Peter W.N. August 25, 2009