snow channel

Television static. Used as a euphemism for the black-and-white specks that flash across the screen, giving the impression of falling snow.

I hooked up my cable, but nothing came through. All I could watch last night was the snow channel.

by Peter W.N. May 07, 2008

a hard place

When combined with a rock, something you get stuck between.

One of two very difficult situations.

If I stay up all night to study, I'll be too tired to take the test, but if I go to bed early I won't know enough to pass. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

by Peter W.N. November 03, 2008

that's happening for real

That's awesome, amazing, or downright sweet. Also used to say you agree with the statement or plan.

The sincere opposite of that's totally gonna happen.

Kid 1: "We just got some crazy imported Chinese fireworks, wanna blow them up with us?"
Kid 2: "What?! YES! That's happening for real!!"

Guy: "Damn, check out that girl's ass! That's happening for real!"

by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

chimney kids

A group of teenagers who often gather in the same place to smoke together.

Those goddamn chimney kids are out behind the Taco Bell again. Shouldn't they be at school?!

by Peter W.N. June 22, 2009

high score

To have sex with someone under the influence of drugs.

Literally, to score with someone high.

I met this stoner chick at a party last night and totally got a high score.

You should never beat your high score.

by Peter W.N. January 08, 2010

awfulicity

Describes the state of something that is terrible beyond human definition.

The awfulicity of my essay made the teacher stab herself in the eye.

by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007

suck factor

A part of something that brings down the overall enjoyment level of the whole.

- Making sure that my grammar is correct is gonna be a huge suck factor on this paper.

- I had a good time at the party last night, but the crowd was a huge suck factor.

by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007