Peter W.N.'s definitions

nightmarriage

1. A "nightmare" of a marriage - a marriage that only creates a living hell for one or both members.

2. A hastily planned marriage; one that practically happened overnight. Usually leads to definition 1 anyway.

1. Liz's husband turned into such a douche after they got married... now she's totally stuck in a nightmarriage.

2. Bill and Wendy got married before they even knew eachother. It's a total nightmarriage. I don't think it'll last.

by Peter W.N. August 8, 2009

notsies

A really unfortunate-sounding way of adding flair to the word "not".

Lily: "Hey, are you going to Jacob's bar mitzvah?"
Jessica: "Ew, I don't like Jacob. I think notsies."
Lily: "...I beg your pardon?!"

by Peter W.N. August 25, 2009

chimney kids

A group of teenagers who often gather in the same place to smoke together.

Those goddamn chimney kids are out behind the Taco Bell again. Shouldn't they be at school?!

by Peter W.N. June 22, 2009

that's totally gonna happen

A sarcastic statement used to mock someone's bad idea, pretty much saying it's not gonna work out like that.

Kid 1: "Oh man, my friend and I are gonna go get loaded it in the park!"

Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."

by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

that's happening for real

That's awesome, amazing, or downright sweet. Also used to say you agree with the statement or plan.

The sincere opposite of that's totally gonna happen.

Kid 1: "We just got some crazy imported Chinese fireworks, wanna blow them up with us?"
Kid 2: "What?! YES! That's happening for real!!"

Guy: "Damn, check out that girl's ass! That's happening for real!"

by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

orange light

A traffic light that has been on yellow for so long it's about to turn red.

While you SHOULD stop, most people just gun it.

I wasn't about to stop for that orange light! I got places to be!

by Peter W.N. January 3, 2010

high score

To have sex with someone under the influence of drugs.

Literally, to score with someone high.

I met this stoner chick at a party last night and totally got a high score.

You should never beat your high score.

by Peter W.N. January 8, 2010