Peter W.N.'s definitions

that's totally gonna happen

A sarcastic statement used to mock someone's bad idea, pretty much saying it's not gonna work out like that.

Kid 1: "Oh man, my friend and I are gonna go get loaded it in the park!"

Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."

by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

that's happening for real

That's awesome, amazing, or downright sweet. Also used to say you agree with the statement or plan.

The sincere opposite of that's totally gonna happen.

Kid 1: "We just got some crazy imported Chinese fireworks, wanna blow them up with us?"
Kid 2: "What?! YES! That's happening for real!!"

Guy: "Damn, check out that girl's ass! That's happening for real!"

by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

chimney kids

A group of teenagers who often gather in the same place to smoke together.

Those goddamn chimney kids are out behind the Taco Bell again. Shouldn't they be at school?!

by Peter W.N. June 22, 2009

stress mess

A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.

Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.

Don't try talking to Jessica. She's been studying for finals all week and is a total stress mess.

by Peter W.N. October 16, 2010

USI

Unwarranted Self-Importance.

To make yourself seem important without actually doing anything to benefit society.

Typical USI sufferer-
"Hey guys!! i just posted an awesome new drawing on DA, and then i posted a vlog on YouTube about what happened to me today! i also talk about my new band! i'm putting some vids on my channel cuz i know we're gonna make it big! i also just put up some new pictures of me on my Myspace (lol i dyed my hair, i look so HAWT!!!) comments PLZ THX GUYS!!! <3"

by Peter W.N. October 30, 2009

a hard place

When combined with a rock, something you get stuck between.

One of two very difficult situations.

If I stay up all night to study, I'll be too tired to take the test, but if I go to bed early I won't know enough to pass. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

by Peter W.N. November 3, 2008

snow channel

Television static. Used as a euphemism for the black-and-white specks that flash across the screen, giving the impression of falling snow.

I hooked up my cable, but nothing came through. All I could watch last night was the snow channel.

by Peter W.N. May 7, 2008