Paul Phinebaum's definitions

Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.

I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024

French Thank You

Having intercourse with someone within 48 hours of meeting them.

She gave him the French thank you this weekend

by Paul Phinebaum February 26, 2023

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

Chechen potluck

The act of filling pressure cookers with nails and detonation of said device in a large area

“I had a Chechen potluck at the Boston marathon! I totally nailed it!”

by Paul Phinebaum July 30, 2021

Targaryen tampon

The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.

“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die

“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

Barber’s Lollipop

an unshaven mans pubic area covered in strawberry sauce

I gave jenny from tri delt the barber’s lollipop last night

by Paul Phinebaum April 24, 2020