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gynandromorphophile

People who have gynandromorphophilia, a sexual attraction to those who have characteristics of both males and females (gynandromorphs).

The term comes from the root words gyno (female), andro (male), morph (shape/form), and phile (love of/attraction to), with a literal reading being a person who is attracted to those who are shaped as both male and female.

In theory this term just refers to people who happen to have an attraction to intersex or transgender people (men, women, enbies who have undergone some form of medical transition, or some combination therein), but in practice, the term is commonly abbreviated "GAMP" and used primarily by people who obsess over transgender women, as it does not yet have the same negative connotations as the term "chaser."

The term is commonly misspelled as "gynandromorphile."
I'm not a chaser, I'm a gynandromorphophile!

I've come to the conclusion that the only way not to rope if you're not a youngshit is by realizing that being a hot bimbomaxxed tranny is also a decent goal and puts you in your own league entirely. Why pursue the impossible when you can live a decent and enjoyable life being a gynandromorphophile magnet?

It's too late for me to transition. All I can do is live vicariously through the husstusses I can meet on Grindr as a gynandromorphophile.

If you like cis women and trans women, pussy and dick included, you are a heterosexual gynandromorphophile. If you only like trans women, you're just a GAMP. There are also many bisexual GAMP men who like men, cis women, and trans women and a small percentage of homosexual GAMP men who like men and trans women.

40 IQ take. Chaser doesn't mean "guy who is willing to date a tranny," it means gynandromorphophile.

Vomit comet 

In Chicagoland, the nickname for the South Shore Line commuter rail service between South Bend, Indiana and Chicago. The name comes from the orange livery, which some consider ugly.
I'll be late, the vomit comet broke down again.

My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.
Vomit comet by Paul Allen's card August 19, 2025
Much like "anon", this term is used to refer to other anonymous 4chan users without just writing "you", but in a more feminine way since "nona" sounds feminine due to it ending in an "a".
It is primarily used by the denizens of 4chan's /lgbt/ board, where trans women make up a sizeable percentage of the posters.
Anonymous OP: What FFS procedures should I get so I can finally become a passoid rather than a gorilla ogrehon?

Anonymous responder: Nona, you already pass! Touch grass, you've gotten brainwormed and blackpilled.
Nona by Paul Allen's card June 10, 2025
Slang for "crossdressing," "crossdresser," or "to crossdress," depending on the context.
I thought he was a normal dude ISTG but I'd rather him transition at this point rather than be a crossie!

It sucks having such large feet; I can't buy women's shoes, just crossie or unisex ones.

I'm not necessarily disgusted by him exploring transition, but more like this crossie avenue.

I think I've seen Sammy on Grindr they just seemed like a regular crossie and didn't call themself a trans woman or anything.
crossie by Paul Allen's card June 29, 2024
/tttt/ shorthand for husstuss, or HSTS. Frequently modified as hussy or hussie in jokes and insults.
Becky is a typical huss, she's only interested in dating men and can name every Drag Race contestant.
huss by Paul Allen's card June 2, 2024
/tttt/ slang for a trans woman who looked like a chad pre-transition and who, despite years of HRT, still looks significantly more masculine and attractive than most cis men. Think 6'6" (~2m) tall, ex-military/linebacker build, with a fivehead.

In order for a chadhon to have any hope of passing, they would need a significant amount of surgery and careful wardrobe planning, though they would probably still stick out like a sore thumb even if they were cis-passing due to unchangeable characteristics like their height.

Some chadhons use this to their advantage, going to baby trans spaces and getting HSTSs to crush on them, and then using their intimidating presence to more or less get away with rape.
If LeBron James ever transitioned, he would be a chadon for sure.

There's a chadhon at the trans support group again, I'm afraid the baby-husses stand no chance against her.
chadhon by Paul Allen's card June 2, 2024
A member of the John Birch Society, a rabid ultraright-wing anti-communist pressure group responsible for many of the wild conspiracy theories that defined the presidency of Donald Trump.

Birchers are characterized by a unique brand of anti-communist hysteria that permeates their worldview, causing them to view things like public education, the UN, NAFTA, the civil rights movement, the Equal Rights Amendment, and Article V conventions to amend the US constitution as tools of communism and the New World Order.

Though the Birchers' influence peaked in the 1970s and they later became viewed as wack-jobs, many of their ideas have become foundational to the Trump-era and post-Trump Republican party, in part because of the efforts of Birchers like Alex Jones.
The Birchers never died out, they just rebranded; their ideas and tactics are the foundation of groups like Moms for Liberty.

Miss me with that Bircher crap.

Alex Jones takes after his parents in many ways, especially their Bircherism.
Bircher by Paul Allen's card June 2, 2024