Pat's definitions

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

sphagnum

moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.

person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.

by Pat November 12, 2004

scoofling

word used to describe a attractive looking woman who you would like to talk to

lets go the mall and find some scooflings (scoofs)

by Pat February 12, 2005

metro sexual

A gay guy who is in denial; refuses to come out of the closet

Mike , Robert

by pat April 28, 2004

Steve Ballmer

Current Microsoft CEO, responsible for amazing marketing and technological breakthroughs in the computer industry, and sales industry.

Man that Steve Ballmer is teh r3sourceful.

by pat March 6, 2005

Legz Diamond

A word used to basically describe anything, and can be positive, or negative. The "Diamond" is often left out

You're so legz

That's so legz

Let's have legz

Welcome to legz

I work at Legz Diamond

by Pat November 28, 2004

kood

A kood is a koda


-wtf

I called out 'hi kood'. Koda looked back at me saying 'hlo'

by Pat November 11, 2004