mexi-jew

a person who is mexican and jewish

Tom is a mexijew

by phil November 25, 2003

desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.

it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.

by Phil January 31, 2005

blowin' up

1- Exploding.
2- Inflating something.

"The lab! It's blowin' up!"
"A bunch of clowns blowin' up balloons."

by Phil December 12, 2002

Middle School (Slut)

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases

I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?

by Phil January 28, 2005

White Boy

A marijuana joint.

Yo, lets roll up a white boy.

by phil November 15, 2003

dungfunnel

to insert the penis into a womans, or mans, anus

She takes it up the dungfunnel

by phil April 03, 2005

Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

by phil April 20, 2005