PHIL's definitions

pokemon center

1. n. an establishment in the pokémon games where you can cure, trade, store and battle pokemon

2. n. the yuppie-esque store in NY that sells everything pokemon. also the name of their online store. would be pretty good if 95% of their inventory was IN STOCK. sadly, i'm not exaggerating when I say they have hardly anything available to buy. a poor excuse for a store.

1. wanna have sex at the pokemon center?
2. I tried to buy a pikachu keyring at pokemoncenter.com but it wasn't in stock. no matter, mewtwo pwns that cock sucking rodent

by Phil January 27, 2005

har...

when something just isnt funny...when its plain fucking lame..

"hahahaha what dumbasses they spelled burger king 'buger kin'"

"har dude...har"

by phil April 25, 2005

cabron

dickhead, asshole

hey, cabron!!
(mexican slang)

by Phil April 21, 2003

panzy

a panzer tank covered in flowers

"aww what a pretty display"
"thats not a display thats a panzy.RUN!"

by phil September 2, 2004

it

to call someone by the name of "it"

Hey it(lil girl 4 example) get out of my my

by phil September 19, 2003

meff

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist

"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."

by phil January 15, 2004

whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.

I caught Gil whacking his bag today.

by phil January 24, 2004