Dwight Gooden

Rookie of the year at 20. Cy Young award at the age of 21. 100 wins by 25. The biggest question early on was not whether he would win 300 games, but if he could reach 400. He outdueled Nolan Ryan to lead the Mets to their first World Series victory in 15 years. Countless scouts called Gooden the best pitching prospect in the past 50 years. With a rising fastball in the high 90's and a Koufax-like curve, Doctor K had it all. What transpired in the next 10 years is one of the most tragic sports stories, for his bout with substance abuse ruined the career of potentially the greatest pitcher since WWII. Oh, what could have been....
See: Len Bias, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco et al.
by Peter December 11, 2003
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cheese

johnson strikes him out with the high cheese
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Directional university

A state-supported university in the United States whose name includes a compass direction, e.g. "North state name State University." Many directional universities started out as teachers' colleges, broadening their educational missions in the 1950's or 1960's. In most instances a directional university has easier admissions standards than its state's flagship university ("The University of state name") and serves a greater proportion of commuter/part-time/older students.

California does not have directional universities. As an equivalent, it has universities with the word "State" in their names.

Job hunting with a degree from a directional university is mighty tough.
by Peter December 08, 2006
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gotems

(1)exclamatory term used when one person tricks, fools, pwns, or does something to someone without their consent; (2)this can also be said about doing something to the community at large instead of directed towards one person

** "gotems" is generally always accompanied by jovial laughter
(1) your friend passes out on the couch and you shave his eyebrows. whe he wakes up he's like "what the fuck?!" and you say "Hahaha.... Gotems!"

(2) you destroy half a city block using sledgehammers and dynomite. As you drive away happily, you say "Gotems!"

** preferred term of mockery by the class of 04 from Winter Springs High School...woot
by Peter December 02, 2004
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fall out boy

Horrible band. Almost as bad as Simple PLan. They whine and whine like little girls and they have a 4 year old's voice.. They are a fucking discrace to rock music. How can man create such a pain to the ears. There a band only posing punks would like and have no musical talent. They have a shitty vocalist with a talentless guitarist and drummer. If you seriously like them, you are either tone deaf or musically challenged and need serious help, or your just trying to fit in with the "punks" at school but are normally a stuck up prep.
person: OMG I LOVE FALL OUT BOY THEY ARE SO AWESOME TOTALLY!!11!

me: no get a life you tone-deaf shit..AC/DC is awesome, Led Zeppelin is awesome, Guns'N'Roses is awesome, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Ramones, The Band, Metallica, Nirvana, Sublime, Iron Maiden, they are fucking awesome.
by peter March 30, 2005
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Sculick

When a guy crawls under a table and surprises an unsuspecting women with a surprise cuntlick
I'd love to give that hot bird a sculick.
by Peter November 14, 2003
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UfO

Unbelievably Fucken Obvious
That Idiot is so UFO!
by Peter October 11, 2005
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