Definitions by PETE

Ripples 

Very very fat kid

I kicked Ripples in his nuts.

Ripples by Pete October 4, 2003

methane facial 

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

methane facial by Pete September 26, 2003

bits and pieces 

Collective term for a list of items or things.

'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out'

bits and pieces by pete September 19, 2003

what the ladies want 

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.

What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing

what the ladies want by Pete September 7, 2003

gauge 

The Hottest underground porn star ever, she'll do anything, bj's, D.p's, dry anal, cum shots, handstand anal. everything...

Guage loves it up the butt.

gauge by Pete September 3, 2003

snowmobile 

When your girl is on all fours and your doing her doggystyle, knock her arms out from under her and ride her off the side of the bed.

"hey Heather, wanna go snowmobiling later on? it'll be losts of fun"

snowmobile by Pete September 3, 2003

cobbie 

the exact opposite of being the leader in a peer's group, ie, being the person whose presence noone notices.

Don't waste your time with this cobbie! He's a noone!

cobbie by Pete August 27, 2003