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fuzzy duck

A drinking game, popular in the UK. You need to have a good few people, and one person starts by saying the word "fuzzy duck." Everyone to the left keeps saying this until one person says "duzzy." The direction is changed from the left to the right, and is continued with the words "ducky fuzz." If somebody says the word "duzzy" then the direction changes again and resumes the phrase "fuzzy duck."

People have to take a drink if they mess up what they say, for example they say "does he fuck" or "fuck he does."

Simple but hilarious
person 1) fuzzy duck
person 2) fuzzy duck
person 3) duzzy
person 2) ducky fuzz
person 1) duzzy
person 2) fuck he d... oh shit!
everyone) haha - down it!
by Pete October 15, 2004
mugGet the fuzzy duckmug.

toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
by Pete October 6, 2004
mugGet the toilet tradermug.

spotted dog

by Pete January 20, 2004
mugGet the spotted dogmug.

vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.
"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"
by Pete March 18, 2004
mugGet the vertical lipsmug.

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.
Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!
by Pete December 20, 2003
mugGet the STFU NOOBmug.

shabalazam

exclamation; some kind of victory has been achieved.
aw schnizzle! that shit went down! shabalazam!!!
by Pete May 3, 2003
mugGet the shabalazammug.

handle the jandal

"he couldn't handle the jandal"
by Pete January 20, 2004
mugGet the handle the jandalmug.

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