PETE's definitions

Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When one jizzes on a table or flat surface and snorts it up his nostrils like cocaine.

My parents were coming home soon and i didnt want to get caught so i pulled a gnarly steve.
This kid was so drunk we made him gnarly steve my cum.
Some girls are so slutty and kinky they will ove to gnarly steve.

by pete March 18, 2004

sapos

stands for such a piece of shit

that computer is SAPOS

by Pete March 6, 2005

hard

bad ass, as in "hard core" usually bitches that think they're cool

that m-f'er thinks hes all hard, but hes really a bitch

by Pete April 14, 2003

Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

by Pete January 25, 2005

roxilla

A beastly, black haired dog. Can sometimes be referred to as roxy. Loves food and is one of the most terrifying dogzilla from the japanese island

No!!!! Not Roxilla the beastly, black haired dog. At least shes not pulling a danny.

by Pete December 30, 2004

Mary Whitehouse

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.

I need to use the mary before I foul myself.

by Pete October 25, 2004

spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by Pete September 1, 2008