PAT's definitions
by Pat February 18, 2003

This is a sexual move. You get a chick, and say "I'm gonna give you a wombat." You get fully naked, get a boner, stand on your head, AND DICK THEIR EAR. (Stick your dick in their ear.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.
by pat February 5, 2004

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.
by Pat January 4, 2004

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.
by pat July 13, 2003

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by Pat November 12, 2004
