P.A.'s definitions

the used

Another band that will be forgotten in a couple years. They are "used" by the music industry when they are marketed toward 12-20 year old girls and boys who happen to enjoy the emo/fabri-punk genre to begin with. They are adored by screaming fans in that age demographic, which means the music executives are doing their job well.

Hey man, are you listening to The Used?

Nah, I'm listening to Mozart's 40th Symphony.

by P.A. April 28, 2005

golf

Greedy Old Limpdick Fun

A recreational activity for conservative white males that will hopefully become non-existant in a few decades. Involves knocking a ball around with the goal of getting it into different holes. The game is played on a golf course which is a waste of more land space than Wal-Mart Stores.

Father: Hey son, what do you say we play some golf together and have some father and son bonding time?

Son: No thanks dad. I'm not a baby boomer.

by P.A. March 12, 2005

worm

v. The act of pursuing chicks that are knowingly claimed by other dudes.

Hurry up and let's get over to the party before those other dudes worm our chicks.

by P.A. December 21, 2004

worm

n. a SoCal dude who selfishly pursues chicks, even after having known that the chicks have already been claimed by a certain guy or guys.

That dude just wormed our chicks. What are we gonna do now?

by P.A. December 21, 2004

not

A word people used to say in the early 90s made popular by the movie Wayne's World. It means "not really" or "we were just kidding".

I got struck by lightning while I was rollerblading today. Not!

by P.A. July 31, 2005

cell phone

A mobile communication device.

Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.

I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.

by P.A. August 10, 2005

emo kid

Someone who is in touch with all of his/her emotions EXCEPT for the emotion that comes from listening to GOOD music.

The emo kid locked himself in a closet and cried all night, because the music he listened to that evening was bad enough to make someone on their honeymoon want to jump off the hotel balcony.

by P.A. May 14, 2005