P.A.'s definitions

shem

1. Male whose style consists of a shaved and usually dyed and spiky haircut with earrings and comes in one of two forms...

large muscles with tight shirts

skinny with oversized baggy shirts

2. Shaved Hairstyled Earringed Male

This party is a shem fest, let's bail.

by P.A. January 23, 2005

march madness

A marketing gimmick created by media companies and advertisers to boost ratings/sales. Nobody cares about college basketball during the regular season, then suddenly everyone on CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX is talking about the tournament. It's all hype, designed so that people will get hooked from the start, then watch til the Final Four and the final winner.

Dude #1: March Madness Baby! March Madness Baby!

Dude #2: Shut up dumbass, I'm trying to watch the Rockets game.

by P.A. March 16, 2005

worm

v. The act of pursuing chicks that are knowingly claimed by other dudes.

Hurry up and let's get over to the party before those other dudes worm our chicks.

by P.A. December 21, 2004

cell phone

A mobile communication device.

Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.

I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.

by P.A. August 10, 2005

emo kid

Someone who is in touch with all of his/her emotions EXCEPT for the emotion that comes from listening to GOOD music.

The emo kid locked himself in a closet and cried all night, because the music he listened to that evening was bad enough to make someone on their honeymoon want to jump off the hotel balcony.

by P.A. May 14, 2005

worm

n. a SoCal dude who selfishly pursues chicks, even after having known that the chicks have already been claimed by a certain guy or guys.

That dude just wormed our chicks. What are we gonna do now?

by P.A. December 21, 2004

naacp

National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Black civil rights organization that was very influential in the 60s and 70s, but doesn't really know what it stands for anymore.

Did you hear Bush declined to speak before the NAACP?

So, he picked Condi Rice as Secretary of State.

by P.A. January 24, 2005