MEESTO BLAKE

ichthyology. believes dragons exist. teaches kids who are far superior

Matt said MEESTO BLAKE!

by Ouagadougou April 16, 2019

Kookoo Quan

Leia when Vader blew up her planet cuz he was being a total d-bag and trying to rape her with his softball trophies. It sucks dude cuz her fake parents were on that planet and Jack Black needs to be better than that

Kookoo Quan! Why don't you drink phlegm

by Ouagadougou May 08, 2019

Young Machew

Matt's alter ego. Eats sharks. Wants to be a salamander demoy. Lives far away from the homeland

Young Machew handed in his paper late.

by Ouagadougou May 01, 2019

Ikea Jr.

Yogesh's new house that looks like IKEA was shut down by the county cuz it was gonna crush Ari's greenhouse and break his dad's metal sculptures. Guy building house is definitely hitting on my mom and he's gross cuz he's bald and small chode.

Ikea Jr. got shut down boi

by Ouagadougou May 08, 2019

Mr. Alex

from a town named after murdered tribal people. Plays frosbee by himself in the park. Watches birds to get excited. Likes the Milwuakee Sucks. Teaches history like he is having a birthday party. for himself. Young boy.

Mr. Alex plays frosbee on the weekends

by Ouagadougou May 10, 2019

Miss Amber

Aloo Baingan. Loves Tim the Chef. Teaches from the internet. Orders her food online. Allergic to nuts. Truck stuff. Dog smells loves to sniff my crotch.

Brian hit Miss Amber in the face with a snowball

by Ouagadougou April 29, 2019

Africa

The only Toto song that Evers play on the radio. I mean they actually have a good mix why did Robbie have to mess it up while he was incestly dating his cousin.

Foster is mad cuz they only sing Africa

by Ouagadougou May 08, 2019