Octopod's definitions

Welshman's prick

Short and thick, so 'tis said, a chud.

What size dowel do you need?

A Welshman's prick.

by octopod May 1, 2005

no-goodnik

An wicked person.

That Lord Macbeth? A real no-goodnik, lemme tell ya!

by Octopod November 9, 2003

five fingers Mary

A wanker's girlfriend.

Ever since Sheila broke up with me I've been dating five fingers Mary.

by octopod November 25, 2003

tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!

by octopod May 30, 2006

towel snapping

Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring, verbal or otherwise; from the habit of boys in high schoo locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts.

I used to watch the political towel-snapping on "The McLaughlin Group."

by octopod November 19, 2003

Dewey Cheatham & Howe

A legendary law firm.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?

A chicken clucks defiance.

by octopod January 24, 2004

dhimmitude

Subordinate status of Chrisitans and Jews under traditional Muslim rule -- couldn't ride a horse, couldnt repair places of worship, etc. Today, the condition Chiraqistan and other Zeropean countries are sinking into.

Under Chirac, non-Muslim France is sinking into a state of total dhimmitude.

by octopod May 1, 2004