birdcage liner

The New York Times used to be the Newspaper of Record. Now it's a birdcage liner.
by octopod April 20, 2006
mugGet the birdcage linermug.

puppy trainer

A newspaper the speaker wants to put down; a rag; a birdcage liner.
I use the LA Times as a puppy trainer.
by octopod April 20, 2006
mugGet the puppy trainermug.

asshole buddies

Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers.
John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies until Kerry bit his tongue and chose him for Veep.
by octopod July 11, 2004
mugGet the asshole buddiesmug.

honeyfuggle

Let's go up to my cabin and have a bottle of wine and a honeyfuggle.
by octopod June 13, 2004
mugGet the honeyfugglemug.

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.
So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.
by octopod November 22, 2003
mugGet the reading my mailmug.

ass-fucked

"Don't pick up the soap," or you'll get ass-fucked.
by Octopod November 08, 2003
mugGet the ass-fuckedmug.

salt of the earth

Jes' folks; the 36 saints who uphold the world; ordinary people. See the song by the Rolling Stones. Origin in the New Testament.
Say a prayer for the hard-working people. Say a prayer for the salt of the earth.
by octopod November 30, 2003
mugGet the salt of the earthmug.