mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 06, 2003

cuntchies

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.

I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

colored

African-American. The former "polite" term, replaced by "Negro," then by "black," now by "African-American."

White folks in Washington
They sure know how
To call a colored man a nigger,
Just to see him bow.
-- Lead Belly, "Bourgeois Blues"

by octopod June 13, 2004

puppy trainer

A newspaper the speaker wants to put down; a rag; a birdcage liner.

I use the LA Times as a puppy trainer.

by octopod April 20, 2006

panties in a knot

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.

Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!

by Octopod November 07, 2003

salt of the earth

Jes' folks; the 36 saints who uphold the world; ordinary people. See the song by the Rolling Stones. Origin in the New Testament.

Say a prayer for the hard-working people. Say a prayer for the salt of the earth.

by octopod November 30, 2003

whip it out

Pull out one's penis, cock, virile member without further ado.

So ya say ya want some head. Whip it out, buster!

by Octopod November 06, 2003