perp

perpetrator, one who a police officer suspects of a crime

The perpetrator exited the vehicle and made a furtive gesture as if to seize a weapon, whereupon I blew him away.

by Octopod November 12, 2003

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

by octopod November 22, 2003

bubbameister

A long story or old wives' tale, that is, something a grandma would tell. Yiddish, from "bubba," "grandmother."

"I asked about the family, and she started in on a bubbameister about hospitals."

by octopod August 30, 2008

rug rat

A kid or ankle-biter. There's a TV show with the same name.

"A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do." -- Rug Rats

by Octopod November 06, 2003

cornholing

Butt-fucking; anal intercourse; penetrating the rosebud with one's prong.

Captain Pissgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.

by octopod June 13, 2004

Sweet Potato Queens

A purportedly humorous cult of Southern women given to vulgar displays at local agrarian parades.

She became a complete Sweet Potato Queens groupie, and soon after lost her reason.

by octopod November 06, 2003

asshole buddies

Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers.

John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies until Kerry bit his tongue and chose him for Veep.

by octopod July 11, 2004