Jewess

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.
She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live
by octopod June 13, 2004
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your father's moustache

Ancient, retro semi-insult, used either in annoyance or to contradict an assertion.
John Kerry does NOT look French! Ahh, ya fadda's moustache!
by octopod November 22, 2003
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phone it in

Perform an act in a perfunctory, uncommitted fashion, as if it didn't matter.
She sang the National Anthem, but she was just phoning it in as far as I could tell.
by octopod November 08, 2003
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no-goodnik

That Lord Macbeth? A real no-goodnik, lemme tell ya!
by Octopod November 10, 2003
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Don't try this at home

Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.
Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!

Don't try this at home.
by octopod July 11, 2004
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harp

(1) A paddy, mick, Irishman. MIldly pejorative. Refers to the national instrument of Eire.
(2) A harmonica or mouth organ.
"I'm always sharp
When playin' the harp,
'Cause my heart belongs to Daddy!"
-- Cole Porter
by Octopod November 06, 2003
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perp walk

Practice of displaying an arrested person to the press and public while delivering the person to the courtroom, etc.
Giuliani arrested stockbrokers and took them on a "perp walk" when he could have arrange for them to surrender quietly.
by octopod November 20, 2003
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