Ocram 's definitions

Blue Angel

The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)

I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Fempecia

Any occurrence of balding found in women.

I feel so horribly for amy - her hat blew off in the wind and everyone saw that she has fempecia.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Proletariat Bidet

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

by Ocram April 22, 2003

F.O.W

Flavor of the week. Meaning weekly love interest.

Oh, so he’s your new F.O.W.

by Ocram May 27, 2019

Flesh Yarmulke

A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.

Oh my god - check it out; that guy is donning the quintessential flesh yarmulke.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Crinkled Star

The anus.

Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.

by Ocram April 28, 2003