Ocram's definitions

Blue Angel

The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)

I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

Crinkled Star

The anus.

Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

F.O.W

Flavor of the week. Meaning weekly love interest.

Oh, so he’s your new F.O.W.

by Ocram May 27, 2019

Proletariat Bidet

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

by Ocram April 22, 2003

Fempecia

Any occurrence of balding found in women.

I feel so horribly for amy - her hat blew off in the wind and everyone saw that she has fempecia.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Debauchery Pebbles

1. Chocolate chips.
2. Any tasty yet nutritionally vacant
morsel that is difficult to consume
with discretion.

We cuddled on the couch and watched a movie while engorging ourselves on debauchery pebbles.

by Ocram April 27, 2003