Any occurrence of balding found in women.
I feel so horribly for amy - her hat blew off in the wind and everyone saw that she has fempecia.
Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.
I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.
Buy a
Proletariat Bidet
mug!
The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.
My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.
The anus.
Johanna was quite randy, but regretfully, she never allowed me to penetrate her anejohn.
1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.
2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.
The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.
Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.
Damn it all. I just bought these briefs last week and they are already trashed with track marks.
