Definitions by Ocram

Mini Driver 

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

Mini Driver by Ocram April 28, 2003

anejohn 

The anus.

Johanna was quite randy, but regretfully, she never allowed me to penetrate her anejohn.

anejohn by Ocram April 27, 2003

Bonejohn 

1. The penis; especially, when erect.
2. The act of copulation.

Come here baby - I have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you
should squat.

Bonejohn by Ocram April 27, 2003

Debauchery Pebbles 

1. Chocolate chips.
2. Any tasty yet nutritionally vacant
morsel that is difficult to consume
with discretion.

We cuddled on the couch and watched a movie while engorging ourselves on debauchery pebbles.

Debauchery Pebbles by Ocram April 27, 2003

Blue Angel 

The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)

I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.

Blue Angel by Ocram April 27, 2003

Protein Carnation 

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

Protein Carnation by Ocram April 27, 2003

Proletariat Bidet 

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

Proletariat Bidet by Ocram April 22, 2003