Its back and this time it's not taking any prisoners! Ladies and Gentlemen the new and improved... groovy. Whilst maintaining echoes of it's flowery roots, this little puppy has had to grow up and get serious, hereby incorporating 00's sarcasm with the underlying belly of inevitable cataclysmic doom.
by OB August 30, 2005

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by OB August 24, 2005

A truly outrageous party or gathering. To recieve this moniker, the experience should of transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of defintion. The happiness, love and sheer exuberance of it all should of reminded everyone in attendance the joy of what is to be alive. Off the hook is as close as we've got thus far to describe such an event. Use sparingly.
"How was your weekend Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane, completely and utterly off hook!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane, completely and utterly off hook!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"
by OB August 24, 2005

Belongs to the same family as T-bagging. And by jove it's fun (if your knees are made of titanium.) Simply prop yourself over your "lover's" face and then gently place your testicles over his/her eyes. Now, instruct them to flutter their eyelids and hey presto!
"What's with the grin?"
"Oh, I taught my missus how to give me an Arabian cradle last night!"
"Really, what is it?"
"C'mere!"
"Oh, I taught my missus how to give me an Arabian cradle last night!"
"Really, what is it?"
"C'mere!"
by OB August 28, 2005

A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.
"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"
by OB August 24, 2005
