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fuck this job

What everyone should say when they quit their job.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
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skantacular

adjective - A sleazy or unpleasant person that is beautiful to look at. Typically they are very promiscuous and have sexually transmitted diseases.

noun - An event with striking special effects or flair, that appeals to white working class people from the rural south, or others who share rural southern values.
The site of the skantacular stripper gave Phillip both an erection and a stomach ache. She was so gross, but yet so beautiful. He wasn't sure whether to vomit or masturbate.

"This mudbogging is skantacular," Cletus announced loudly, as the fireworks show began.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017
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boner pong

A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.
Chaz and Brock got really drunk at the frat party and decided to play boner pong.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 6, 2018
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Mobile manwhich

Sexual three-way between brothers.
In Alabama, the Mobile manwhich is fairly common.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
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air pinkie

After one inserts their pinkie finger into the rectum of their sexual partner and has to hold their pinkie out to avoid getting fecal matter on their other digits or themselves while finishing sexual intercourse.
Frank gave Cindy the old two in the pink one in the sink and had to air pinkie it while they finished having sex. He then scrubbed his finger with bleach.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018
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muddy deudrop

The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.
Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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ex-ual intercourse

Sexual intercourse with your ex-wife,ex-husband, ex-boyfriend, or ex-girlfriend
Jane was hoping to run in to her ex-boyfriend at the party tonight. She was in need of a little bit of ex-ual intercourse.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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