Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf
squirt and spurt
"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"
squirt and spurt by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
blosquirt
Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."
blosquirt by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
peanut butter ass
When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.
Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"
peanut butter ass by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
bloody beef
bloody beef by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
skank and skate
When you have sexual intercourse with a promiscuous, often ignorant and impoverished, woman and leave as soon as you are finished.
"Gross, you had sex with her?"
Liam replied, "It was just a skank and skate. Got get my rocks of somehow."
"You should get checked for STD's"
Liam replied, "It was just a skank and skate. Got get my rocks of somehow."
"You should get checked for STD's"
skank and skate by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
Stinky Steve
Steve from Blue's Clues
Stinky Steve was very popular in the 1990's until he started going bald and was afraid of doing so on television.
Stinky Steve by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
curry balls
Ramkesh draped his curry balls over Deepali's face, giving her what Americans call a tea bag. He moaned with pleasure as she sucked on his testicles.
curry balls by Nutzen YerMouf May 7, 2018