Nikki Stixx's definitions

little rip

(noun) Slang term referring to a promiscuous young lady that is very underage, but is capable, as well as ready and willing to conduct operations on a par with some of the most seasoned prostitutes.

Betsy is such a big ho, being just the most conniving, scandalous, double-talking, lying, stealing, dirty-butt bitch around. But she wasn't always like this. No, see she cut her teeth in training when she was underage, putting in work and scamming chumps as a little rip.

by Nikki Stixx March 8, 2021

soupcan ambush

(noun)
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.

Not only did Jordy invent the soupcan ambush—-he perfected it. I swear to be such a destructive fucker he could load up a few of my cans of soup into his pillowcase, slip off into the night, locate victim he deemed appropriate, drop them, and return back to the dorm in less than an hour with serious bank and the soupcans undamaged.

by Nikki Stixx August 19, 2022

quick

(noun) A general term referring to any type of sexual lubricant, whether for a solitary masturbational excursion or with an active and consenting sexual partner. Most often is the case the word is used among testosterone-topped tots and teenage males in machismo-infused celebration of masturbation.

Dorm-life on campus.....be careful where you step or sit in the shower room. Grabbing a shared copy of one of many dated issues of the pornographic publication FOX magazine, Jordy was destined to rub another out during shower time at the dorm. Looking about he asked his roommate, Nikki, about the bottle of lube that was also shared, "What did you do with the quick? Didn't you have it last?" Nikki replied, "Oh yeah, second drawer down, on the left I think". Simple instructions led Jordy in short order out the dorm room and towards the shower stalls. 'Watch your everyone' Nikki thought to himself, 'Jordy's still a teeny-bopper and cocked like a cannon'.

by Nikki Stixx July 15, 2021

cum-dumpster

(Noun) A promiscuous person who has indiscriminate sexual relations with damn near everyone.

Nikki's girl was such the cum-dumpster, and yet the clueless, naive idiot revered her like a queen while most reamed her like the easy, sleazy ho she was.

by Nikki Stixx September 10, 2020

Work exempt

(Adjective) Phrase used by social workers to describe a person who is is deficit or has an abnormality in their physical or mental capabilities, lacks acceptable social skills, or is incorrigible to the core. Such persons are incapable of getting, having or keeping a steady job of any kind.

Nikki went to the unemployment office today and got some bad news. He got told he was 'work exempt' which is a nice way of phrasing that he can't get or keep a job.

by Nikki Stixx November 30, 2020

Soup-can ambush

(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.

‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.

by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2022

booty-bumping

(verb) The anal ingestion of a drug, administered with a syringe. The method is nearly as effective and as fast as intravenous method. As with all things there can be some unpleasant side effects depending on what chemical/drug is being injected.

Stevie could not hit a vein for shit earlier. I think he did it that on purpose because in short order after a few attempts, the fagget-singer broke the needle tip off his rig, raised up in the seat, cause I was driving when he did it, and then he worked his hands behind him and gave me a first hand demonstration of booty-bumping.

by Nikki Stixx May 1, 2021