(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.
Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”
by Nikki Stixx April 09, 2023
A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.
John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.
by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018
(verb) Exclusive to the southern Appalachian region of the United States, the term refers to the taking, or stealing, of copper material to sell to a scrap yard for a monetary gain. Of all the precious metals copper is one that yields the biggest payoff. Though nearly non-existent now, nearer the turn of the twenty-first century when copper prices were at all-time highs copper enthusiasts were cutting down power lines for the thick copper enclosed within. As a result of such exploits some people did indeed lose their lives. FYI: such practices are indeed felonious. Persons involved in such activities may find themselves incarcerated if caught up in such acts. Be careful, trust no one.
Back in the day, whenever they went out harvesting (or) picking copper, it wasn't uncommon for the entire hollow to lose electricity for a couple of days on account of Chris and Tommy sawing down several nearby power poles. Motherfucking low-life thieves caused me to miss quite a few episodes of The Montel Williams Show.
by Nikki Stixx July 12, 2020
The practice of injecting drugs under the skin instead of directly into the bloodstream/vein. This is absolutely retarded as the effect cannot compare to the intravenous method, in addition the potential for infections that could dime the user out as professional medical attention will be required to circumvent the potential possibilities of much worse discomfort. In regards to injecting drugs it is the product of a missed injection, instead of into the circulatory system the solution is deposited anywhere else under the skin. This is not good as it is a possibility that this accident could potentially transform into cellulitis, and then there is a chance of an abscess. See further medical texts for the specifics, however it is not out of the realm of possibility this accident could result in loss of limb, or even loss of life. Ending on a positive note however, its much more likely you'll be sore at injection sight with some minor swelling, redness. Keep an eye on it and be more careful next time.
To most junkos the reckless practice of skin-popping is frowned upon and often discouraged. Injecting most things just under the skin can establish the beginnings of a very unpleasant drug injecting experience with medical consequences and the dumb-ass who did it will most definitely have 'some explaining to do' much more serious than Lucy had to do for Desi. Dumb-ass may also have to provide some telling information as to why they "no like Little Ricky"...…..haa-haa-haa!!
by Nikki Stixx April 07, 2021
(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019
(Verb) Oftentimes the condition or state of being a person wishes to attain, and usually does whenever the sufficient amount of opiates are consumed. Successful attainment will include eyes closed and head titled slightly down. In its most extreme form this writer has seen a person practically folded in half while standing upright as if they were touching their toes.
Grant doesn't have a single pair of pants that do not have cigarette burns on the legs. Every time he gets on the nod he will light a cigarette, then he'll closes his eyes and he doesn't come to or snap out of it until the cigarette burns up and burns a hole in his pants.
by Nikki Stixx July 21, 2020
Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020