Judas Priest

An interjection used in place of "Jesus Christ!" in order to be less offensive.

(yelp! yelp! yelp!)
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"

by Nick D November 09, 2005

shoot up

Other than the intravenous drug use meaning, it also means to increase very suddenly and rapidly.

So boss, as this graph clearly demonstrates...if we allow our workers to shoot up on the job, our employee satisfaction level will shoot up 34%!

by Nick D February 02, 2006

Whole Foods

A place where hippies, environmental freaks, and dumb vegetarians buy all their organic shit. Any self-respecting normal person would never be caught dead in there.

Whole foods is for hippies. Half foods are a lot better.

by Nick D June 04, 2003

uni-nut

a guy with one nut.

Mr. Frick is a uni-nut and he only shops at Uni-Mart.

by Nick D April 03, 2003

Triple S

Shit, shower, and shave...the 3 things you gotta do before goin' out or hittin' the scene.

It's 7 right now...I'll meet y'all at 8. Right now it's triple S time.

by Nick D February 08, 2003

corner

one who corns.

Statements made by corners:

"I like to eat corn on the cob."
"KoRn is my favorite band in the world."
"I live in the town of Corning, NY."
"I have a nasty corn on my foot."
"All my jokes are corny."

by Nick D May 27, 2003

revolving door

A very loose woman who goes through an obscene number of sexual partners.

Neil: "How was the supermarket last night?"
Bob: "Well I took a number at the counter and there were like 5 people in front of me, so I had to wait a half hour or so. But it was worth the wait since I had a 'buy one get one free' coupon."
Neil: "I hate those deli lines."
Bob: "What deli? I'm talking about your sister. She was lining 'em up in the store bathroom last night as usual. Chucking my junk in that was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
Neil: "Damn that skank is such a revolving door."
Bob: "Word to your mother."

by Nick D September 29, 2005