Definitions by Nick D
drunk driving
an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
drunk driving by Nick D September 23, 2003
Rafael Palmeiro
a major league baseball player who will likely end up in the hall of fame and despite hitting 500+ home runs, can't get it up without the aid of the old purple pill
"So, did you bang Sally last night or what?"
"Almost, but I pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
"That sucks man. Here, try this Viagra."
The season after Viagra went off the market, Rafael Palmeiro drove in 125 runs, but he never scored.
"Almost, but I pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
"That sucks man. Here, try this Viagra."
The season after Viagra went off the market, Rafael Palmeiro drove in 125 runs, but he never scored.
Rafael Palmeiro by Nick D September 23, 2003
bus driver
1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
"Yes."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
bus driver by Nick D September 22, 2003
the cat's meow
the shit, the shiznit, the bomb diggity; something that's phat, tight, pimp-tight, off da heezy fo' sheezy
White person: "What up dogg your music certainly is the cat's meow. For shizzle my nizzle. G-G-G-G-Unit!"
50 Cent: "Shut up cracka. Smoke dat fool."
Lloyd Banks shoots you.
50 Cent: "Shut up cracka. Smoke dat fool."
Lloyd Banks shoots you.
the cat's meow by Nick D September 22, 2003
elbow-bending
drinking (this term comes from the arm motion that one must make in order to bring the bottle to the mouth).
VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.
VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.
Bob: "What up Jimmy let's go elbow-bending with good ol' Jack Daniels."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."
elbow-bending by Nick D September 21, 2003
the 420 meal
A meal consisting of any 4 items off the Wendy's (stoners graceland) 99 cent value menu. In PA or any other state where sales tax is 6%, it comes out to $4.20. You should usually eat this meal when you're high (obviously) and preferably at 4:20.
You: "Pass that blunt dogg."
Gary Coleman: "It's kicked, man. Looks like we're out of weed."
Aaron Carter: "Awwwww sheeeeit I got the munchies like a motherfucker."
You: "Word to your mother! I could really go for the 420 meal right about now."
Gary Coleman: "It's kicked, man. Looks like we're out of weed."
Aaron Carter: "Awwwww sheeeeit I got the munchies like a motherfucker."
You: "Word to your mother! I could really go for the 420 meal right about now."
the 420 meal by Nick D September 21, 2003