Nick D's definitions

pos

1) Piece Of Shit
2) an abbreviation some companies use for Positively Outstanding Service.

If you would clean that POS off the floor, that would really be a demonstration of POS. Hell, I'd promote you!

by Nick D May 17, 2003

Cincinnati Car Bomb

The act of taking a dump inside of a car.

When I saw that decrepit geezer rolling across the parking lot laughing devilishly, I realized that parking in the handicap spot with my windows down had caused me to become a victim of the dreaded Cincinnati Car Bomb.

by Nick D April 5, 2004

Honda Civic

The ultimate rice rocket, driven mainly by Asians (the ones that spell it azn in a lame attempt to be hardcore), and goofy white tool bags that have to resort to this lowest of means in a last ditch effort to get middle school girls to like them, only to be arrested for statutory a few months later. Often tricked out with various accessories to make the car loud so that the driver will be noticed by the opposite sex for once in his sad, pathetic life. In short, it's a riced out piece of shit.

Honda Civics are like tampons...every pussy's got one.

by Nick D July 28, 2004

stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball

We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.

by Nick D September 24, 2003

Indabutt

in the butt

I did her from the front, then I turned her around and got her indabutt.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.

When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.

by Nick D February 4, 2004

badass hat

An award given to someone who, based on what he or she just said, is a badass. Usually given to make fun of someone who talks himself up too much.

Mike: "So I did like 25 shots right, and like I wasn't even that drunk, then this cop tries to pull me over for drunk driving. So I speed the fuck out of there doing 150 miles an hour and outran his ass. Fucking pigs. Then I met this really hot chick and I nailed her the same night. It was awesome, but you know, that kind of thing happens to me all the time."
Pete: "Whoa, we've got a badass here. Time to break out the badass hat."

by Nick D July 7, 2004