local smokies

The town or county police department.
Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."
by Nick D March 07, 2005
Get the local smokies mug.

drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?
by Nick D September 23, 2003
Get the drunk driving mug.
An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".
The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!
by Nick D April 03, 2004
Get the the chickens are coming home to roost mug.

dealership

You go to the dealership but you ain't never cop nothin'...that's why you a wanksta.
by Nick D February 13, 2003
Get the dealership mug.

beating cheeks

Don't come in! I'm beating cheeks with my biznitch.
by Nick D February 13, 2003
Get the beating cheeks mug.

bus driver

1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."

2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
by Nick D September 22, 2003
Get the bus driver mug.

all talk

Someone who builds him or herself up with a bunch of talk, but can never back up anything he or she says.
"...and then I surfed down the volcano on a piece of scrap metal, while shooting indians and alligators with my bow and arrow. All of a sudden I saw this really hot girl stuck in a tree, naked, with a pack of hungry gorillas after her, so I swung from a vine and grabbed her, then I jumped onto a passing helicopter. But the helicopter landed in Iraq and Osama bin Laden started chasing us. He shot me but I reflected the bullet off the piece of scrap metal and it ricocheted back and killed him. Then I carried her across the border and all the way to France. Where we got a hotel room and I banged her. Indabutt."
"Shut up bitch. You're all talk."
by Nick D October 29, 2003
Get the all talk mug.