Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."
by Nick D March 07, 2005
an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
by Nick D September 23, 2003
An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".
The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!
by Nick D April 03, 2004
by Nick D February 13, 2003
by Nick D February 13, 2003
1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
"Yes."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
by Nick D September 22, 2003
Someone who builds him or herself up with a bunch of talk, but can never back up anything he or she says.
"...and then I surfed down the volcano on a piece of scrap metal, while shooting indians and alligators with my bow and arrow. All of a sudden I saw this really hot girl stuck in a tree, naked, with a pack of hungry gorillas after her, so I swung from a vine and grabbed her, then I jumped onto a passing helicopter. But the helicopter landed in Iraq and Osama bin Laden started chasing us. He shot me but I reflected the bullet off the piece of scrap metal and it ricocheted back and killed him. Then I carried her across the border and all the way to France. Where we got a hotel room and I banged her. Indabutt."
"Shut up bitch. You're all talk."
"Shut up bitch. You're all talk."
by Nick D October 29, 2003