Nick D's definitions
A way for a drug addict or ex-drug addict to explain his extensive knowledge of drugs without actually admitting to being a serious stoner, crackhead, dope fiend, etc.
From "Super Troopers":
Officer Rod Farva: "Where'd ya learn that one, rook...drug school?"
D.A.R.E. officer: "Now kids, this is how you roll a joint. Never do this. Drugs are bad for you."
Your 8-year-old kid: "Bullshit motherfucker you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Let me show you."
(rolls a perfect fatty in about 5 seconds)
D.A.R.E. officer: "Wow son...where'd you learn that? You don't smoke marijuana, do you?"
Your kid: "Ahh hell no ya fuckin' pig...drug school...bitch!"
(lights up the J and smokes it)
Officer Rod Farva: "Where'd ya learn that one, rook...drug school?"
D.A.R.E. officer: "Now kids, this is how you roll a joint. Never do this. Drugs are bad for you."
Your 8-year-old kid: "Bullshit motherfucker you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Let me show you."
(rolls a perfect fatty in about 5 seconds)
D.A.R.E. officer: "Wow son...where'd you learn that? You don't smoke marijuana, do you?"
Your kid: "Ahh hell no ya fuckin' pig...drug school...bitch!"
(lights up the J and smokes it)
by Nick D November 12, 2003
Get the drug schoolmug. Jamal: "Oh yeah! Chingy is the greatest rapper ever!"
Jaleel: "Shut yo mouth bitch. 2pac in da heezy fo' sheezy."
Dad: "Hey kids, where's your mother?"
Daughter: "I think she's still at work, Daddy."
Dad: "Oh darn. Well I'm hungry...did you remember to put the pot roast in the oven?"
Son: "Chillz my nigga. Mama in da crib, I just peeped her whip rollin' in 'bout 10 minutes ago. She in da heezy fo' sheezy, and dat shit already be cookin' like a mofo, playa."
Dad: "Alrighty then. Hey, did you finish your science homework?"
Son: "No bitch, dis pimp don't want none of that shit. I'm a' blast gats on yo' ass! Da only science I be droppin' is da phat rhymes I spit on da mike, beeotch!"
Dad: "OK, Barnaby...just make sure you do it before your tennis match at the country club."
Jaleel: "Shut yo mouth bitch. 2pac in da heezy fo' sheezy."
Dad: "Hey kids, where's your mother?"
Daughter: "I think she's still at work, Daddy."
Dad: "Oh darn. Well I'm hungry...did you remember to put the pot roast in the oven?"
Son: "Chillz my nigga. Mama in da crib, I just peeped her whip rollin' in 'bout 10 minutes ago. She in da heezy fo' sheezy, and dat shit already be cookin' like a mofo, playa."
Dad: "Alrighty then. Hey, did you finish your science homework?"
Son: "No bitch, dis pimp don't want none of that shit. I'm a' blast gats on yo' ass! Da only science I be droppin' is da phat rhymes I spit on da mike, beeotch!"
Dad: "OK, Barnaby...just make sure you do it before your tennis match at the country club."
by Nick D March 7, 2005
Get the in da heezy fo' sheezymug. Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."
by Nick D February 26, 2004
Get the the wifemug. get out the way, ho
I'm DUI, hardly ever caught sober...and you about to get ran the FUCK over! MOVE bitch, get out the way!
by Nick D February 19, 2003
Get the MOVE bitchmug. Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."
by Nick D May 14, 2004
Get the take you down a peg or twomug. 1) to seriously fuck up a situation
2) to suck a given dick
3) to expel air out of the mouth toward an object
2) to suck a given dick
3) to expel air out of the mouth toward an object
1) Liz really blew it when she started using her teeth while blowing it.
2) "Well, I'm on my knees. What should I do now?"
"Blow it!!!"
3) "I actually meant SUCK it, ya dumb bitch (SMACK!)"
2) "Well, I'm on my knees. What should I do now?"
"Blow it!!!"
3) "I actually meant SUCK it, ya dumb bitch (SMACK!)"
by Nick D April 10, 2004
Get the blow itmug. by Nick D September 29, 2003
Get the y'all'dmug.