Definitions by Nick D
like a Tri Delt on cake
The epitome of being all over something. Tri Delt refers to the Delta Delta Delta sorority which is known all over the country for very large girls.
When the troops brought the loaf of bread into the Ethiopian village, the starving kids there were all over that mofo like a Tri Delt on cake.
Shit dogg, check out that guy totally covered in bees. Those things are all over him like a bunch of Tri Delts on a bunch of cakes.
Shit dogg, check out that guy totally covered in bees. Those things are all over him like a bunch of Tri Delts on a bunch of cakes.
like a Tri Delt on cake by Nick D November 3, 2003
beermuffs
An invisible article of clothing that appears when you've had a lot of beer to prevent you from getting cold. They're a figure of speech really, the point is just that if you're drunk enough that you don't feel the least bit cold no matter where you are, you're sporting some serious beermuffs.
When Nate was about to leave the party it dawned on him that he lived 2 miles away. And it was 3 am. And he had no car. And he was wearing shorts and a T-shirt. And it was January. And he lived in the northern part of Alaska. And there was a blizzard going on outside. He knew the only solution to this dilemma was to hop on that keg like a Tri Delt on a cake and fashion himself a good pair of beermuffs.
15 second challenge
A drinking feat in which a participant must down a shot of 80 proof or higher liquor, 12 oz. of real (not light) beer, and a 5 oz. glass of wine. Within 15 seconds.
"Hey, I just had four shots, four beers and four glasses of wine in a minute."
"Gee whiz! We should call that the 'One Minute Challenge!'"
"No, that's a dumb idea, fucker."
"Oh yeah."
"Gee whiz! We should call that the 'One Minute Challenge!'"
"No, that's a dumb idea, fucker."
"Oh yeah."
15 second challenge by Nick D November 3, 2003
Captain Beef
A drinking game of Italian origin. Basically you sit in a circle around a table...everyone has a beer. You basically have to say "I am Captain Beef", tap each hand on the top of the table then on the bottom, tap your glass, stand up, and drink a sip. Then do the same thing with each motion repeated twice ("I am Captain Beef Beef", etc.). Finally do the same thing again, repeated 3 times. If you screw up, finish your beer and get a new one. If you finish the cycle, the next person has to do it. It's really a pretty shitty drinking game, but what can you really expect from those damn Europeans?
We played Captain Beef for 5 hours and after about 4 hours Johnny screwed up once and had to drink. It was hilarious. Or maybe it would have been, but I was too sober. Just shoot me.
Captain Beef by Nick D November 3, 2003
captain crunch
1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.
Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.
Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."
Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."
captain crunch by Nick D October 30, 2003
Stoners Graceland
Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99ยข value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.
Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.
Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."
Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."
Stoners Graceland by Nick D October 29, 2003