Definitions by Nick D

Drink! 

The simplest drinking game in the world, and also the most efficient. Basically the rules are you tell someone to drink, and they drink. If they stall they have to drink twice. You can't make someone drink while they're already drinking or while you're drinking. Last one standing wins.

5 minutes of Drink! fucked me up far worse than 5 hours of Captain Beef.

Drink! by Nick D November 3, 2003

15 second challenge 

A drinking feat in which a participant must down a shot of 80 proof or higher liquor, 12 oz. of real (not light) beer, and a 5 oz. glass of wine. Within 15 seconds.

"Hey, I just had four shots, four beers and four glasses of wine in a minute."
"Gee whiz! We should call that the 'One Minute Challenge!'"
"No, that's a dumb idea, fucker."
"Oh yeah."

15 second challenge by Nick D November 3, 2003

beermuffs

An invisible article of clothing that appears when you've had a lot of beer to prevent you from getting cold. They're a figure of speech really, the point is just that if you're drunk enough that you don't feel the least bit cold no matter where you are, you're sporting some serious beermuffs.

When Nate was about to leave the party it dawned on him that he lived 2 miles away. And it was 3 am. And he had no car. And he was wearing shorts and a T-shirt. And it was January. And he lived in the northern part of Alaska. And there was a blizzard going on outside. He knew the only solution to this dilemma was to hop on that keg like a Tri Delt on a cake and fashion himself a good pair of beermuffs.

beermuffs by Nick D November 3, 2003

Captain Beef

A drinking game of Italian origin. Basically you sit in a circle around a table...everyone has a beer. You basically have to say "I am Captain Beef", tap each hand on the top of the table then on the bottom, tap your glass, stand up, and drink a sip. Then do the same thing with each motion repeated twice ("I am Captain Beef Beef", etc.). Finally do the same thing again, repeated 3 times. If you screw up, finish your beer and get a new one. If you finish the cycle, the next person has to do it. It's really a pretty shitty drinking game, but what can you really expect from those damn Europeans?

We played Captain Beef for 5 hours and after about 4 hours Johnny screwed up once and had to drink. It was hilarious. Or maybe it would have been, but I was too sober. Just shoot me.

Captain Beef by Nick D November 3, 2003

captain crunch 

1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.

Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.

Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."

captain crunch by Nick D October 30, 2003

Stoners Graceland 

Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.

Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.

Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."

Stoners Graceland by Nick D October 29, 2003

spot 

1) a place, which may or may not physically exist, which brings great joy or pleasure.
2) the place where everything happens

1) "Man, those 10 shots of Everclear really hit the spot. That's exactly what a playa needed." (passes out)

Bill Lumbergh, in bed with Jennifer Aniston: "Yeeeeaah, if you could move a little to the left that'd be greeeeaaat. Yeeeeeaah, that's the spot." (drinks coffee)

2)
Tyrell: "Yo let's go to Club One tonight and get da mac on wit some bitches."
Loc-Dog: "Hell yeah nigga that place be da SPOT."

spot by Nick D October 29, 2003