Neil's definitions

Roll your dice.

The vinegar strokes, to feed the Ducks, knocking one out, choke the Chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, wanking, Masturbation.

Nothing on telly again? Why don't you go up to your room and roll your dice?

by Neil November 24, 2003

Roll your Dice

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

See previous "entry".

by neil November 24, 2003

Booyah

Used in order to abruptly express great joy, usually brought on by victory or some other sort of accomplishment.

Close relative to the word: Booyaka

Fred Hoiberg crosses up Gary Payton... goes baseline and throws it down on Shaq... BOOYAH!!!

by Neil December 2, 2003

webxprt

A person who is fimiliar with the internet, it's functions, technologies, uses and best business practices.

A customer who purhcases a hosting account from webxprt.com is considered a webxprt, a savy Internet shopper.

by Neil December 3, 2003

hooptie

Any car that has been pimped out at the Wal*Mart high school car section. Such enhancements might include but are not limited to the following: a peeling do-it-yourself tint job, chain links around the license plate, plastic hubcaps (4.99 when they've been rolled back), racing pads covering the seatbelts, excessive use of window decals, a sound system right out of the Wal*Mart electronics section, an overly aggressive after market spoiler.

Look at Freshman Dave rollin' in his hooptie to the pep rally.

by Neil August 7, 2003

madonna-whore complex

Madonna-whore is when a guy treats his wife or girlfriend gently sexually, always treating her with respect, but the woman on the side he treats to aggresive angry sex, performing acts on her that he thinks would disrespect the woman he loves.

Italians think there wives, sisters, and mothers are all madonna's or virgins.
That is not the case.

by Neil September 14, 2003

fo shizzle

Originated from Snoop Dogg, the famous rapper, he attached the word 'izzle' to the foreletter/s of random words, replacing the originals to create a rather funny(or lame) catchphrase.

*In the normal english language*

Anon: For sure.

*In 'gangsta' speak*

Anon: Fo shizzle.

by Neil September 16, 2003