emophile

A person who is a pedophile and an emo.

Like IGN user AdrianG4. His girl is 8 years old and hes an emo. Sad.

by Neil February 26, 2005

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

chizafied

when one is inibriated to the point, that when there stumbeling through their front door their butt crack is hanging out.

matt was so chizafied that we finally found out where jimmy hoffa's body has been buried.

by Neil March 12, 2005

H.M.B.

Acronym-High Maintenance Bitch

by Neil October 27, 2003

hmb

High Maintenence Bitch

Jen is such an HMB.

by Neil March 06, 2004

Rewrap

Right after you drop a huge one and go to grab a piece of TP and it is all re wrapped up like someone has used it and took too much.

O shit who the fuck pulled a rewrap?

by Neil December 09, 2004

sneaf

A deaf sense of smell. Lacking the ability to smell odors.

His shit really stank, but having a cold made me sneaf.

by neil November 01, 2004