Final evolution of Impadimp in Pokemon Sword and Shield. it turns into a giant slenderman esque beast when gigantamazing. Looks like it could murder your family whether gigantamaxed or not.
by Necrozma Beam November 05, 2019
When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023
A badass green, gang banging Pokemon monkey. Is memed to death like Litten or Rowlet and loved by many. Adorable and has a stick it uses to make grass grow n shit.
by Necrozma Beam November 04, 2019
when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.
Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.
Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.
Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.
by Necrozma Beam October 03, 2021
The only man Josh allen fears. Able to bench 530 pounds and run like a truck, the west african Caribbean American is one of the best lineman in the nfl. No one can stop him 1v1
We set up a barricade for that fat drunk dude to not flop everywhere. Mf though he was quinnen williams the way he trucked through it.
by Necrozma Beam February 22, 2023
A girl who lives in Manhattan (usually referring to teenage white girls). Obviously just a stereotype but a good amount have somewhat rich parents and live in brownstones (many are Jewish). Sadly a good amount are also very liberal (like very far left) and are crackheads or drunkards.
Obviously tho thats only some, there are many nice, kind, manhattan girls free of drugs n stuff.
Obviously tho thats only some, there are many nice, kind, manhattan girls free of drugs n stuff.
*everyone in room*
Manhattan Girl*sees queens boy and he looks back*
Manhattan Girl:Fucking weirdo suburban creep
Queens boy:Crackhead slut
Everyone else:OHHH SHITT!
Manhattan Girl*sees queens boy and he looks back*
Manhattan Girl:Fucking weirdo suburban creep
Queens boy:Crackhead slut
Everyone else:OHHH SHITT!
by Necrozma Beam April 20, 2020
Person:I met this really attractive girl who I matched with on tinder.
Person 2:U start dating?
Person 1:No the hoe ass rude bitch just left me on read, didn't even care enough to tell me she wasn't interested.
Person 2:What an oceanside girl, thats an l.
Person 2:U start dating?
Person 1:No the hoe ass rude bitch just left me on read, didn't even care enough to tell me she wasn't interested.
Person 2:What an oceanside girl, thats an l.
by Necrozma Beam November 22, 2020