A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.
Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.
by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022
by Necrozma Beam June 16, 2021
A gigachad running back the second coming of beastmode. He's a near 6 foot tall 200 pound west african black man.
Not to be confused with Bryce hall a 5:8 120 pound nicotine and alcohol addicted pretty body who pays white instagram models to beg him because he's had anger issues ever since his dad left.
Not to be confused with Bryce hall a 5:8 120 pound nicotine and alcohol addicted pretty body who pays white instagram models to beg him because he's had anger issues ever since his dad left.
A mf told me "you like that garbage Jets rb Bryce Hall" I mollywhopped him, ain't no way he disrespecting Breece Hall. Ones a god the others a pretty femboy.
by Necrozma Beam March 21, 2023
A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.
by Necrozma Beam October 05, 2020
by Necrozma Beam January 07, 2021
when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.
Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.
Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.
Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.
by Necrozma Beam October 03, 2021