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John Haack

The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.

Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.
by Necrozma Beam October 2, 2021
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Grimmsnarl

Final evolution of Impadimp in Pokemon Sword and Shield. it turns into a giant slenderman esque beast when gigantamazing. Looks like it could murder your family whether gigantamaxed or not.
by Necrozma Beam November 5, 2019
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Beach

Something black girls yell at eachother while grabbing their hair and throwing awful technique punches.
"Stop playing with me beach beach beach hoe ah beach beach beach
by Necrozma Beam October 31, 2023
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omos

Mark Henry's son. He has a 20 inch bbc and is aj styles bodyguard.
John Morrison got ass raped by omos' bbc backstage at tlc.
by Necrozma Beam January 5, 2021
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pow pow

A name for jordie "richard" jordan, a chubby youtube gamer who camps and gets angry at people.
Pow pow rage quit in cod before fighting sean ranklin in his sleep, obviously pow pow can't stand for too long.
by Necrozma Beam December 26, 2020
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fb

follow back, as in on insta
by Necrozma Beam May 14, 2022
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horser

a cock of a large gellatinous man
Mark Hnery keeps that horser on him in gas stations
by Necrozma Beam March 15, 2021
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