Definitions by Necrozma Beam

John Haack 

The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.

Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.

If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.

John Haack by Necrozma Beam October 2, 2021

Tipster 

Nien numb from star wars if he had a commentary YouTube channel and was a cool gamer dude.

I watched tipster expose edp hope his channel grows more. Dudes mustache is amazing.

Tipster by Necrozma Beam June 15, 2021

partyslut

a girl who parties a lot and often fucks people a lot at those parties.

I got a thing for partysluts, last one I was with had a bodycount of 13 and was so baked she could barely stand up.

partyslut by Necrozma Beam June 12, 2021

horser

a cock of a large gellatinous man

Mark Hnery keeps that horser on him in gas stations

horser by Necrozma Beam March 15, 2021

TheKingNappy 

An allegedly "ex" pedophile who was a popular poketuber who's many old white children fans who watched him from 2013-2017 , thinking he was indian and white, ended up saying the n word.

White Kid:yo my nigga
black kid:tf told u you could say that
white kid:thekingnappy says it to black people
black kid:ya know I really can't press you for this.

TheKingNappy by Necrozma Beam January 14, 2021

Jack Dempsey 

A man who owes the majority of his fame to a fish.

I didn't know who Jack Dempsey was until I went to the "aggressive cichlids" shelf in petco

Jack Dempsey by Necrozma Beam January 11, 2021

MAGA Hulk 

One day Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks started pumping iron. It resulted in the MAGA hulk's creation.

Uncle Ruckus:I'ma take some roids, get some testosterone replacement therapy, and serve the great Donald Trump. I think I'll call myself MAGA hulk.

MAGA Hulk by Necrozma Beam January 7, 2021