Necrozma Beam's definitions

Cheerio Bee

When you see him on your box of cereal he'll smile to let you know that you'll have gas almost as worse as your bladder in taco bell.

I got some cereal for a fat kid with the cheerio bee on it. Lets just say I left his house immediately and am thankful lizzo didn't have any.

by Necrozma Beam November 12, 2020

testosterone booster

Something thats supposed to help with workouts so older and middle aged men(especially older) don't look like wingsofredemption. However they say straight woman also like it which usually isn't true. Only use it for working out unless you have insanely low test levels.

Dude:Yo we all got testosterone boosters I'ma hit on that girl now.
Him:I'M SO FUCKING HORNY SEND ME A BOOTY PIC NOW HOLY FUCK*rapidly jacks dick in public*
Girl:KILL THAT SEX DEPRIVED CREEP WITH FIRE *pulls out gun*
-And thats why you don't use testosterone boosters for dating*.

by Necrozma Beam November 25, 2020

Onlyusemeblade

A muppet of a man also known by his drunk alcohol yager monster form "lit romney" is a 6:2 170-320 pound italian american. He has sexually assaulted underage girls, groped woman, cheated with woman he knew were married, and has gone on long racist rants. His legs have smelly rotten holes and his muscles are destroyed. He says he can beat people up but will get pummeled and dominated by a 5:9 100lb crackhead. His penis was small but due to excessive smoking, drinking, obesity, and age lost its function. He is taken care of by a retarded woman known as big hand becky, who had a military husband kill himself, a 30 year old stable son, and a trans 15 year old daughter who she brought along to be with her and blade as 3 cartel members tried cucking him. She doesn't try to stop his behavior and tries to keep him alive, like trying to use tape to fix the titanic. He deletes all criticism of him or people trying to save woman , young girls, and others from his rampages, banning them on sight and only wants people to mindlessly praise him. In the meanwhile he groans, calls people stupid, and whines. He is the most miserable being on the internet and will be dead by 2030 if not sooner no matter what, no one should feel sorry for him or think "he should get help" all help failed and public execution or an insane asylum is the next best option.

A high school girl got groped by some fat ugly delusional drunk retard, I think it was onlyusemeblade, that youtuber.

by Necrozma Beam September 4, 2022

White Claw

A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.

That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2020

Wii Fit Trainer

An annoying ass smash ultimate character who won't shut the fuck up and keeps screaming "BONE" which is the one thing no bi or straight man will get for her flat annoying ass.

I was playing smash bros having a great time whooping some wii fit trainer mains ass fueled on by rage cause of the annoying fucking noises I kept hearing wanting to end the game so the trainer would shut tf up.

by Necrozma Beam October 24, 2020

partyslut

a girl who parties a lot and often fucks people a lot at those parties.

I got a thing for partysluts, last one I was with had a bodycount of 13 and was so baked she could barely stand up.

by Necrozma Beam June 12, 2021

Breece Hall

A gigachad running back the second coming of beastmode. He's a near 6 foot tall 200 pound west african black man.

Not to be confused with Bryce hall a 5:8 120 pound nicotine and alcohol addicted pretty body who pays white instagram models to beg him because he's had anger issues ever since his dad left.

A mf told me "you like that garbage Jets rb Bryce Hall" I mollywhopped him, ain't no way he disrespecting Breece Hall. Ones a god the others a pretty femboy.

by Necrozma Beam March 20, 2023