Necrozma Beam's definitions

Cluj county

A place in romania known for its woman. Almost all the girls from cluj county have pretty faces, huge asses, tits, mentally insane, hilarious, into soccer balls cars and whatnot, and love Slavic and Baltic men. They are skme of if not the best white woman in the world.

Why does Andrew tate dumbass reside in Bucharest and not cluj county. Missed out on all the hot woman.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2023

Sarm Goblin

A teenager or young adult guy(aged 14-22) who is more of a "normie" who got into lifting through the explosion of its popularity over quarantine and uses peds, often trendy ones. They generally watch youtubers like more plates more dates, greg doucette, chris bumstead, larry wheels, etc, idolizing them. They believe in many bro science and lifting normie ideologies like "lifting+girls alll girls like a guy who lifts" etc.

Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.

They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.

"I love Chris Bumstead but all the sarm goblins worship him and watch 30 greg doucette videos on turkesterone and maingaining bro culture."
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".

by Necrozma Beam January 15, 2022

TheKingNappy

An allegedly "ex" pedophile who was a popular poketuber who's many old white children fans who watched him from 2013-2017 , thinking he was indian and white, ended up saying the n word.

White Kid:yo my nigga
black kid:tf told u you could say that
white kid:thekingnappy says it to black people
black kid:ya know I really can't press you for this.

by Necrozma Beam January 14, 2021

lord make me fast and accurate

From the movie Patriot. It's used when you need some luck or to be at your best and fuck some shit up. Often used by religious people but everyone can use it.

Coach:We need a touchdown
Reciever after crossing himself:Lord make me fast and accurate.

by Necrozma Beam May 24, 2020

Tipster

Nien numb from star wars if he had a commentary YouTube channel and was a cool gamer dude.

I watched tipster expose edp hope his channel grows more. Dudes mustache is amazing.

by Necrozma Beam June 15, 2021

Algebra

The worst type of math in existence. Stupid and annoying due to x's and shit annoys your brain.

Brett tried algebra, ended up with a 52 average.

by Necrozma Beam October 28, 2019

Zoe Laverne

An untalented clown. Unlike some people who (yes those who look attractive to the general public as well)make tik toks generally thought of as clever or with good senses of humor and get famous from that, Zoe gets famous simply by being quiet and doing random "dances". She's apparently racist, was once a cheater(although people change over time), manipulated and tried framing the same guy who she cheated on, groomed a child, and wants to use violence because she needs to prove she's "better"than Charli D'amelio.

Zoe Laverne tried grooming a child. She's a total mental headcase who has an egotistical god complex and cheats. What a waste.

by Necrozma Beam November 14, 2020