Person:I met this really attractive girl who I matched with on tinder.
Person 2:U start dating?
Person 1:No the hoe ass rude bitch just left me on read, didn't even care enough to tell me she wasn't interested.
Person 2:What an oceanside girl, thats an l.
Person 2:U start dating?
Person 1:No the hoe ass rude bitch just left me on read, didn't even care enough to tell me she wasn't interested.
Person 2:What an oceanside girl, thats an l.
by Necrozma Beam November 22, 2020
Get the oceanside girlmug. A gigachad running back the second coming of beastmode. He's a near 6 foot tall 200 pound west african black man.
Not to be confused with Bryce hall a 5:8 120 pound nicotine and alcohol addicted pretty body who pays white instagram models to beg him because he's had anger issues ever since his dad left.
Not to be confused with Bryce hall a 5:8 120 pound nicotine and alcohol addicted pretty body who pays white instagram models to beg him because he's had anger issues ever since his dad left.
A mf told me "you like that garbage Jets rb Bryce Hall" I mollywhopped him, ain't no way he disrespecting Breece Hall. Ones a god the others a pretty femboy.
by Necrozma Beam March 20, 2023
Get the Breece Hallmug. A bunch of small Pokemon in a phalynx(hence the name) style collumn. It looks like a caterpillar especially due to it's legs, but is so much cooler. A fighting type.
by Necrozma Beam November 05, 2019
Get the Falinksmug. An untalented clown. Unlike some people who (yes those who look attractive to the general public as well)make tik toks generally thought of as clever or with good senses of humor and get famous from that, Zoe gets famous simply by being quiet and doing random "dances". She's apparently racist, was once a cheater(although people change over time), manipulated and tried framing the same guy who she cheated on, groomed a child, and wants to use violence because she needs to prove she's "better"than Charli D'amelio.
Zoe Laverne tried grooming a child. She's a total mental headcase who has an egotistical god complex and cheats. What a waste.
by Necrozma Beam November 14, 2020
Get the Zoe Lavernemug. The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.
Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
by Necrozma Beam October 02, 2021
Get the John Haackmug. A teenager or young adult guy(aged 14-22) who is more of a "normie" who got into lifting through the explosion of its popularity over quarantine and uses peds, often trendy ones. They generally watch youtubers like more plates more dates, greg doucette, chris bumstead, larry wheels, etc, idolizing them. They believe in many bro science and lifting normie ideologies like "lifting+girls alll girls like a guy who lifts" etc.
Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.
They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.
They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
"I love Chris Bumstead but all the sarm goblins worship him and watch 30 greg doucette videos on turkesterone and maingaining bro culture."
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".
by Necrozma Beam January 15, 2022
Get the Sarm Goblinmug. When you see him on your box of cereal he'll smile to let you know that you'll have gas almost as worse as your bladder in taco bell.
I got some cereal for a fat kid with the cheerio bee on it. Lets just say I left his house immediately and am thankful lizzo didn't have any.
by Necrozma Beam November 12, 2020
Get the Cheerio Beemug.