Necrozma Beam's definitions

thavage

The way chris bumstead says savage due to his lisp. With his charisma it became a running meme.

chris Bumstead:that workout is very thavage and cool.

by Necrozma Beam January 10, 2022

TheKingNappy

An allegedly "ex" pedophile who was a popular poketuber who's many old white children fans who watched him from 2013-2017 , thinking he was indian and white, ended up saying the n word.

White Kid:yo my nigga
black kid:tf told u you could say that
white kid:thekingnappy says it to black people
black kid:ya know I really can't press you for this.

by Necrozma Beam January 14, 2021

Zoe Laverne

An untalented clown. Unlike some people who (yes those who look attractive to the general public as well)make tik toks generally thought of as clever or with good senses of humor and get famous from that, Zoe gets famous simply by being quiet and doing random "dances". She's apparently racist, was once a cheater(although people change over time), manipulated and tried framing the same guy who she cheated on, groomed a child, and wants to use violence because she needs to prove she's "better"than Charli D'amelio.

Zoe Laverne tried grooming a child. She's a total mental headcase who has an egotistical god complex and cheats. What a waste.

by Necrozma Beam November 14, 2020

John Haack

The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.

Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.

If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.

by Necrozma Beam October 2, 2021

Onlyusemeblade

A muppet of a man also known by his drunk alcohol yager monster form "lit romney" is a 6:2 170-320 pound italian american. He has sexually assaulted underage girls, groped woman, cheated with woman he knew were married, and has gone on long racist rants. His legs have smelly rotten holes and his muscles are destroyed. He says he can beat people up but will get pummeled and dominated by a 5:9 100lb crackhead. His penis was small but due to excessive smoking, drinking, obesity, and age lost its function. He is taken care of by a retarded woman known as big hand becky, who had a military husband kill himself, a 30 year old stable son, and a trans 15 year old daughter who she brought along to be with her and blade as 3 cartel members tried cucking him. She doesn't try to stop his behavior and tries to keep him alive, like trying to use tape to fix the titanic. He deletes all criticism of him or people trying to save woman , young girls, and others from his rampages, banning them on sight and only wants people to mindlessly praise him. In the meanwhile he groans, calls people stupid, and whines. He is the most miserable being on the internet and will be dead by 2030 if not sooner no matter what, no one should feel sorry for him or think "he should get help" all help failed and public execution or an insane asylum is the next best option.

A high school girl got groped by some fat ugly delusional drunk retard, I think it was onlyusemeblade, that youtuber.

by Necrozma Beam September 4, 2022

White Claw

A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.

That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2020

Cluj county

A place in romania known for its woman. Almost all the girls from cluj county have pretty faces, huge asses, tits, mentally insane, hilarious, into soccer balls cars and whatnot, and love Slavic and Baltic men. They are skme of if not the best white woman in the world.

Why does Andrew tate dumbass reside in Bucharest and not cluj county. Missed out on all the hot woman.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2023