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John Haack

The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.

Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.
by Necrozma Beam October 2, 2021
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Zoe Laverne

An untalented clown. Unlike some people who (yes those who look attractive to the general public as well)make tik toks generally thought of as clever or with good senses of humor and get famous from that, Zoe gets famous simply by being quiet and doing random "dances". She's apparently racist, was once a cheater(although people change over time), manipulated and tried framing the same guy who she cheated on, groomed a child, and wants to use violence because she needs to prove she's "better"than Charli D'amelio.
Zoe Laverne tried grooming a child. She's a total mental headcase who has an egotistical god complex and cheats. What a waste.
by Necrozma Beam November 14, 2020
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TheKingNappy

An allegedly "ex" pedophile who was a popular poketuber who's many old white children fans who watched him from 2013-2017 , thinking he was indian and white, ended up saying the n word.
White Kid:yo my nigga
black kid:tf told u you could say that
white kid:thekingnappy says it to black people
black kid:ya know I really can't press you for this.
by Necrozma Beam January 14, 2021
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oceanside girl

A girl who's extremely attractive but leaves every guy she meets on read, from oceanside ny.
Person:I met this really attractive girl who I matched with on tinder.
Person 2:U start dating?
Person 1:No the hoe ass rude bitch just left me on read, didn't even care enough to tell me she wasn't interested.
Person 2:What an oceanside girl, thats an l.
by Necrozma Beam November 22, 2020
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Breece Hall

A gigachad running back the second coming of beastmode. He's a near 6 foot tall 200 pound west african black man.

Not to be confused with Bryce hall a 5:8 120 pound nicotine and alcohol addicted pretty body who pays white instagram models to beg him because he's had anger issues ever since his dad left.
A mf told me "you like that garbage Jets rb Bryce Hall" I mollywhopped him, ain't no way he disrespecting Breece Hall. Ones a god the others a pretty femboy.
by Necrozma Beam March 20, 2023
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Falinks

A bunch of small Pokemon in a phalynx(hence the name) style collumn. It looks like a caterpillar especially due to it's legs, but is so much cooler. A fighting type.
I'm definitely catching Falinks in Pokemon Sword and Shield.
by Necrozma Beam November 5, 2019
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Cluj county

A place in romania known for its woman. Almost all the girls from cluj county have pretty faces, huge asses, tits, mentally insane, hilarious, into soccer balls cars and whatnot, and love Slavic and Baltic men. They are skme of if not the best white woman in the world.
Why does Andrew tate dumbass reside in Bucharest and not cluj county. Missed out on all the hot woman.
by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2023
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