Nco's definitions

perceived expectation

Psych.

-Making something happen physically because you subconsciously want it to happen.
-fulfilling a prophesy. Fulfilling a horoscope.

Mary liked to tell men she was blessed based on their perceived expectation.

by Nco November 15, 2003

attaché case

1a: A small case usually for carrying papers.
1b: A soft-leather or flexible envelope.

2: A legal proceeding involving an attache, attaché

The razzy pornographer put his pictures in a new attache case and walked across the street to catch a hack bus but what hit by a dragster first.

by Nco November 23, 2003

PED

P.E.D.
Penile Erectile Disorder.

A dysfunction that hinders the rise of the penis.

The secondary conflict in the novel, The Sun Also Rises.

Hemingway had to give his girl to a matador because he suffered from PED.

by Nco November 15, 2003

drogue

Main Entry: drogue
Pronunciation: 'drOg
Function: noun
Etymology 1: Anthony Burgess’ _A Clockwork Orange_.
Date: circa 1971
Etymology 2: probably alteration of 1drag
Date: 1875
1. A toady. A cohort. A person that you use as a pawn. Someone that goes before the leader to take the main assault. A friend by convenience.
2 : SEA ANCHOR
3 a : a cylindrical or funnel-shaped device towed as a target by an airplane b : a small parachute for stabilizing or decelerating something (as an astronaut's capsule) or for pulling a larger parachute out of stowage
3 : a funnel-shaped device which is attached to the end of a long flexible hose suspended from a tanker airplane in flight and into which the probe of another airplane is fitted so as to receive fuel from the tanker.

*Definitions 2-3 derive from Merriam Webster.

I sent my drogue to steal a car before we went out that evening.

by Nco November 15, 2003

narled

Adv. Using the nose to move an object. Using the nose to push or destroy.

The italian player narled the ball when it missed his head.

by Nco November 15, 2003

outrun

Outrun (1) verb.
1: to win a race.
2: To stay a course longer than others.
3: comparative: “A jet can outrun a car.”

Outrun (2) proper noun.
1: see definition above. An arcade game.
-Jessie was terrible at Outrun because he had short feet and couldn’t reach the pedals.

Outrun (3) verb clause
1: A code word for children planning to sneak out of their homes to meet.
-“Wanna play outrun?” asked Jessie into the phone.
2: Stealing cars. Sneaking out to steal cars.
Etymology: US, 1980s, from the videogame “Outrun”.
-Jessie was not very good at outrun because he forgot to check the gas tanks, his hands got split by the slimjim, and he never wore his glasses.

My wife got a ticket from a cop in a bright station wagon. Her hope was that the officer would give up but she could not outrun the flashing lights or the radio response.

by Nco November 25, 2003

H.U.M.A.S.

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986

After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.

by Nco November 15, 2003