universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.

I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?

by Nathan Burns November 08, 2006

riding roughshod

Having sex using an unlubricated condom.

We ended up riding roughshod the other night because she forgot to bring her lube.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

loving the alien

Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.

Sorry we're late, but Maria was loving the alien in the car on the way over. I had to slow down for safety.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

terminators

N. The overly big sunglasses given out by eye doctors after they have dilated your pupils for an eye exam. N. Name given to the elderly who are frequently seen wearing said glasses in public, but not necessarily after eye exams.

I rear ended some terminators in a buick today. Luckily they didn't have their "plasma rifles in the 40 watt range" with them or I'd be toast.

by Nathan Burns November 08, 2006

wrestle the gnome

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

shitaroo

A general term meant to include everything in a group. A hillbilly term similar to mess.

After we cleaned the fish, Joe Bob put the whole shitaroo in the freezer for next months fish fry.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

dogs balls

Something that is very, very cool.

Have you seen the video of the hunter being attacked by the deer?
Yeah, its the dogs balls.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006