Definitions by Nathan Burns

left over 

People that are not very intelligent. They tend toward menial jobs that require little or no thought. People with low ambition that are a drain on society. Loser

I had a run in with the left over at grocery store today. I asked him where the cucumbers were and he pointed me to the squash.

left over by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

sherriff

Name given to people who walk around with pagers, cell phones, etc. on their belts. Called so because they look like law enforcement officers who wear their badges in the same way.

Do you see that guy over there with the phone and pager on his belt?

Who, the sherriff?

sherriff by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

wrestle the gnome 

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

wrestle the gnome by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Mr Ed 

A huge penis. Named after the horse.

Ron Jeremy has a Mr Ed.

Mr Ed by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

Praying to the alien 

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.

Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.

Praying to the alien by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

loving the alien 

Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.

Sorry we're late, but Maria was loving the alien in the car on the way over. I had to slow down for safety.

loving the alien by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

riding roughshod 

Having sex using an unlubricated condom.

We ended up riding roughshod the other night because she forgot to bring her lube.

riding roughshod by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006