Definitions by Nathan Burns

shitaroo 

A general term meant to include everything in a group. A hillbilly term similar to mess.

After we cleaned the fish, Joe Bob put the whole shitaroo in the freezer for next months fish fry.

shitaroo by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

sherriff

Name given to people who walk around with pagers, cell phones, etc. on their belts. Called so because they look like law enforcement officers who wear their badges in the same way.

Do you see that guy over there with the phone and pager on his belt?

Who, the sherriff?

sherriff by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

wrestle the gnome 

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

wrestle the gnome by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Mr Ed 

A huge penis. Named after the horse.

Ron Jeremy has a Mr Ed.

Mr Ed by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

Praying to the alien 

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.

Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.

Praying to the alien by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

loving the alien 

Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.

Sorry we're late, but Maria was loving the alien in the car on the way over. I had to slow down for safety.

loving the alien by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

zero bars 

Gay clubs, named after the Gary Newman sone from the eighties. Gary usually had gay themes in his songs.

Steven, Bruce, and Trevor like spending their weekends in zero bars praying to the alien.

zero bars by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006