OJ Condom

A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
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pornonomics

1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.
by Mystic-X December 19, 2011
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Saggin Wagon

A wagon that was once used for sex, that is now used to haul kids to around.
When you knock up a girl, get married, and then fat your shaggin wagon becomes a saggin wagon.
by Mystic-X June 25, 2012
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French Embassy

The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."
Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!
by Mystic-X November 04, 2011
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Ditzes

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
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Fat guy in a little coat

1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."

2. A big penis in a small condom
-Put down my coat man
-Fat guy in a little coat!
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
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Tittycopter

Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied. Often seen together with the ripple effect.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's Tittycopter that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
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