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Noun: The state of experiencing a sudden, unexpected, and dire need to defecate before fecal incontinence occurs. Often associated with intense abdominal cramping, nausea, and sometimes confusion. Acronym standing for Moment Of Significant Colorectal Urgency.
Karl suddenly sat bolt upright at his desk, clenching his buttocks as he tried not to soil himself. This was no ordinary round in the chamber... this was an all-out MOSCRU.
MOSCRU by MrMOSCRU August 29, 2009
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Moscription 

Any type of clear spectacles that block out all judgement and hatred from anyone irrelevant to Mo whilst looking fuego and sophisticated
Hater: 'Yo are those even prescription'
Person: "NAH these are Moscription as fuck"
Moscription by MoZy Szn May 8, 2017
School in Burnaby, BC, Canada. Easily one of the worst looking schools in the district, Moscrop's halls are nearly half the size of other school's- With close-to-equal population of the other schools, too. Grade 8's are generally the biggest posers in the world and, when reality slaps them in the face, (Aka, older kids wanting to teach them a lesson) they run. Grade 9's evolve from this and actually live out some of the BS that they said they did while they were in Grade 8. But, still, they are pansies. Grade 10's generally become less cocky, but still belligerent. Grades 11-12 become split- There are those that keep to the image they've made for themselves for the first few years (Blazing, throwing shit at nerds, breaking in, etc.) and those that become preppy, realizing that these years are important.

Most trash their image, and become preppy. Proof: When it snows, the Principal tells the school that if a student is caught with Snowballs on or within-sight-of school grounds, they will be suspended- because most scraps/rumbles start because someone got a snowball in the nuts/face. In all honesty, only one group of kids has the balls to start a snowball fight with everyone else outside.

Schools like Burnaby South make fun of Moscrop at almost every chance they get- Graffiti from them can be found after long weekends saying how much Moscrop sucks- And I'm sure almost all of the students at Mousecrap can agree with that.
Mousecrap is hurt. aka Moscrop is hurt.
1. The term used for someone who is more than an acquaintence, but less than a friend.

2. Someone who you talk with, but don't hang out with very often.
Jenny and I were great friends, but now we're more like mocrumbs.
Mocrumb by Jess Can February 6, 2010
A fat cunt who likes to touch little boys, they will often have a puge and are so big that they have their own gravitational pull and cause tsunamis as she walks.
Mrs.moscript is such a fat bitch
moscript by Blackcock101 June 15, 2018

Muscrunta 

The belly that hangs over the mans parts.
My muscrunta is hairy.
Muscrunta by Muscrunta July 22, 2018

Moschusochsenpüree 

a german word that means mashed musk ox. it is used for being random.
Moschusochsenpüree ist lecker (is tasty)
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