Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car
"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
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nothing left but bad choices

"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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ADI

"How was the dinner date?"
"Great. I could not have had better company."
"An ADI?"
"Absolutley."
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
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international fantasy

Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.
"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."

"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.
by Mr Special September 05, 2018
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soannoying

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.
"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
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Dickrulette

The game where girls get on a rotating table with their heads in the center and as the table spins your dick flicks on their asses tell the table stops turning. Every spins a winner
"I couldn't get a hold of you last night. What were you up to?"
"Winning big at dickrulette."
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
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gothchickinacrownvic

A girl that refuses to submit to society's norms but expects everyone to bend to her will. Exemplified by her goth lifestyle and her driving a Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor.
"That blonde goth girl will let me buy her drinks if I stay the fuck away from her."

"Yeah she's a gothchickinacrownvic."
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
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