Mr Evil Betty's definitions

The Vaginal Mombo

When the vagina tries to break free from the body.

The doctor told me that the best way to avoid the vaginal mombo is to take horse hormone pills.

by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004

Nuclear Tampon

A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.

More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

Temple of Doom

I.E. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Thh Temple of Doom is really the vaginal insides of celebrity Oprah Whinfrey.
In the movie, the Temple collaspes in on itself when a dam breaks. This was a real life accident that was cought on tape, and was added to the movie. The "water" was really vaginal mucus.

"I feel bad for Oprah's doctor. He was to see the Temple of Doom every year." Said James.

by Mr Evil Betty July 10, 2004

Knights of the Round Hemiroid

Eight doctors that sergically attempetd to remove an infected hemiroid from Oprah Winfry's vagina. They had failed to remove it. All eight had lost their lived fighting to vanguish this horrowing blob. The hemirioid is still there even to this day. Often, people mistake it for her face on TV, but it's the hemiroid.
These brave, fearless men had the courage to go into her vagina, when most men rather not touch it with a 9' pole.
These brave men are now known tosay as "the Knights of the Round Hemiroid"

Every July 18th, we celebrate this day as "Oprah is Responsible for the Deaths of Eight More People Day"

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

Pit Goblin

A rather disterbing monster that lives in the depths of a womans vagina. Very few have seen this marvel, though fewer have lived to tell about it.

During sex, the male must becareful that his penis doesn't get eaten by the Pit Goblin.

by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004

Cunt Missle

A tampon left inside the vagina for long enough to build up gasses and be launched out by pressure. Often perpously to attack elderly

It is a false fact that women were not used on the battle frield in WWI/WWII. They served at cunt missle launchers.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

Barbie credit Card

A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.

I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.

by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004