51 definitions by Mr Special

Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.

Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"

by Mr Special March 24, 2019

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass

A gathering of milfs who are in great shape

"So what was the PTA meeting like?"
"Total soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass."

by Mr Special September 11, 2021

Disneyanastasia

A girl that is so into Disneyland that she is like a mythical missing princess from the magic kingdom.

That girl transforms when she goes to Disneyland. She becomes like a missing princess. Like a Disneyanastasia

by Mr Special September 5, 2018

CVS

An acronym for Crown Vic Sex

"Wow your interior is huge too!"
"CVS all the way baby."

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

HAEUO

He always ends up obsessing

That guys cute.
Yeah but HAEUO.

You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.

by Mr Special March 18, 2021

Yeeh

What total slack jawed losers say instead of yes or yeah. Usually uttered by placing the tongue on the back of their bottom teeth while pushing their lower mandible forward like some throwback hairy fucking ape.

"Dude did you just shit your pants?"
"Yeeh"

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

Nosespum

When your cum comes out her nostrils

I was balls deep in her mouth when I blew my load then she was gagging and blowing nosespum

by Mr Special August 17, 2019