Definitions by Moof

Rittard 

An entertaining person with erratic hand motions.

That politition is very animated, what a rittard.

Rittard by Moof January 7, 2019

Fagmentous

Twisted homosexual situation.

'Introducing Your Transvestite Brother Who Is Now Your Sister To Your Heterosexual Wife= A Fagmentous Occasion

Fagmentous by Moof April 4, 2005

Moof 

To show disappointment in someone. Usually accompanied by a shake of head, and eating of soup.

"Moof moof moof."

Moof by Moof March 30, 2004

doink

The act of hitting someone in the balls.

Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.

doink by Moof September 3, 2003

coming of age 

Used in papers you know noting about, yet mutually respected as a legitimate answer by english teachers everywhere, because they are too afraid to admit they don't know what the ever popular phrase actually means

It was a coming of age novel about Bestiality. And a young boy. Fucktard.

coming of age by Moof September 3, 2003

beergoggles 

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003

three bagger 

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.

"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."

three bagger by moof July 10, 2003