Moof's definitions

Rittard

An entertaining person with erratic hand motions.

That politition is very animated, what a rittard.

by Moof January 7, 2019

Fagmentous

Twisted homosexual situation.

'Introducing Your Transvestite Brother Who Is Now Your Sister To Your Heterosexual Wife= A Fagmentous Occasion

by Moof April 4, 2005

Moof

To show disappointment in someone. Usually accompanied by a shake of head, and eating of soup.

"Moof moof moof."

by Moof March 30, 2004

three bagger

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.

"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."

by moof July 10, 2003

one bagger

Cf. double bagger, three bagger.

A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.

"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"

by moof July 10, 2003

beergoggles

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

by moof July 10, 2003

chick magnet

A desirable car which impresses the ladies.

"This car is a chick magnet"

by moof July 10, 2003