one bagger

Cf. double bagger, three bagger.

A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.
"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"
by moof July 11, 2003
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beergoggles

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.
"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."
by moof July 11, 2003
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Fagmentous

'Introducing Your Transvestite Brother Who Is Now Your Sister To Your Heterosexual Wife= A Fagmentous Occasion
by Moof April 04, 2005
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chick magnet

A desirable car which impresses the ladies.
"This car is a chick magnet"
by moof July 11, 2003
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the ladies

Females. Specifically, all hot females between the ages of consent and milf, collectively.
"That augmentation I got done is a big hit with the ladies."
by moof July 11, 2003
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three bagger

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."
by moof July 11, 2003
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coming of age

Used in papers you know noting about, yet mutually respected as a legitimate answer by english teachers everywhere, because they are too afraid to admit they don't know what the ever popular phrase actually means
It was a coming of age novel about Bestiality. And a young boy. Fucktard.
by Moof September 03, 2003
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