friend

a person whom one knows likes and trusts

ur my friend come wipe my ass!

by monica May 13, 2005

bewer

derived from the townie term, then used in an ironic way to say that someone is either hot, or someone's girlfriend/boyfriend. as always, these things stop being used in an ironic way, and is now widely used and (less) widely accepted as an appropriate term.

'he was with his bewer'
'my god, he was a right bewer'

for examples of bewers-take a look at mcfly (excluding tom)

by monica August 13, 2004

yardy

a reference to friends, used in jail or prison. people who spent time in jail or prison together.

"These are my yardys."

by Monica February 28, 2004

cha cha

female sex organ

Call me before you come over so I can shave my cha cha.

by Monica December 16, 2002

Kat Bjelland

A genious guitarist and singer, frontwoman of the Babes in toyland, Katastrophy Wife and bassist of Crunt. Also played with Courtney Love in "Sugar Baby Dolls"

You just can't play guitar like Kat Bjelland.

by Monica February 10, 2004

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

by Monica December 17, 2003

Redneck

a lower class white person, usually from the south or midwest, but not necessarily. among the things they like to do are: drink bud, have sex with their sister, act like they know about politics, hate blacks, arabs, jews, and gays, and drive fords.

george w. bush

by monica August 15, 2003